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Ok I just need to rant about a lot of things maybe some of u can relate haha

I'll just start by saying that I'm very insecure about the most recent chapter of this story like ew it sucked I'm sorry guys I don't even know anymore!!!

aLSO whenever I find a lashton fanfic and the description is really vague I'm just like "fuck I actually have to read some of it to find out what it's about"

Andandand if I find out that Luke ISNT THE dOmInAnT ONE I FLIP SHIT I CANNOT READ IT NONONNONO NOO

*deletes story from library while internally screaming*

I'm sorry I'm just really strict with what lashton fanfics I read ok Luke has to be dominant and Ashton is the submissive one oKAY I JUST

God dammit Obama get it right!!!

Ok I'm so weird I'm sorry I jsysjus I'm so fucked up right now I can't I just like nO

Like ok I guess I kinda see where people are coming from when they think Luke doesn't top and stuff buT PLEASE DONT JUST LEAVE OK NIGGA DONT TEST ME ASHTON DOES.NOT.TOP ((it's ok if u think they take turns tho I won't murder you))

I GET SO EMOTIONAL BECAUSE IN A RECENT INTERVIEW THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ASHTONS GLASSES AND LIKE

Ashton: they called me Cornelius because of the glasses ! *giggles in embarrassment* ((he didn't exactly say that but whatever))

Calum: yeah I called him Harry, as in Harry potter *smirks*

Michael just sits there smilinG AND LAUGHING OCCASIONALLY

Luke: *defending Ashton* I think they're cute though

Me: *dies because lashton feels* GOD DAMMIT LUKE WHY DID U HAVE TO MESS WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE THAT

And I wish I could've seen Ashton's reaction but I couldn't because his stupidly adorable hair was covering his face but he was probably smiling and gOD someone said they saw Luke also wink at Ashton fUcK mE

But wow ok also in another interview the interviewer literally noticed Ashton staring at Luke so he said something about it and aSHTON BLUSHED SO HARD IM SIVBINGW HE'S SUCH A CUTIEPIE HE WAS ALL LIKE

Ashton: *puts hands on his cheeks* oh god I'm blushing *smiles in embarrassment*

AND HE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING TOMATO I FELT SO BAD HE WAS PROBABLY EMBARRASSED AWAWAW BABEEE I just really want to know if Luke even knew what was happening because he didn't say anything idk man

I think I annoy the fuck out of people because I talk about my appreciation and obsession with Ashton in sweaters and glasses and all cute and fluffy and cuddly and basically he's a baby kitten and I'm screaminG

I just love Ashton ok he's just so perfect ughughuf I want him to be happy and giggly forever and ever and I never want him to be sad no no no he doesn't deserve any hate he gets he is an angel and no one I mean nO ONE will ever make my baby feel bad about himself because I will murder them with my laptop!!!!

Ok one last thing I'll say is that I'm obsessed with the idea of punk Luke and innocent/adorable Ashton I just holy fuck I will become immediately obsessed with any Lashton fanfic that is like that idek yeah goodbye friends ~Hannah

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