Mindless Short Stories

The Cook-Out

Walter: y'all ready for the cookout this afternoon?
EJ: yes Walter, this will be my first cookout ever 😊
Ray: your first?
EJ: yup 😎
Ray:..you aren't black then
Prince: I'm so hyped for this cookout, I got my cookout eating utensils in the dishwasher, my eating clothes in the dryer, my rubberband for my hair is being shipped from London to here, I'm set
EJ: damn Prince, you need all that!? You are always eating something or always planning to eat something. I'm starting to think you are overweight ..
Prince: BITCH your head is overweight, get out my business *pulls out piece of chicken out his pocket and eats it*

-The Doorbell Rings-
Walter: someone go get the door
Prince: I'll get it *gets up, goes to the door and opens it*
Prince: oh my fucking gosh
Desiree: HEYYYYYYYYY I HEARD YALL GOING TO HAVE A BBQ SO I CAME WITH ME AND MY BABY AND WE WANTED TO EAT HERE SINCE YALL LIKE HIS UNCLES
Prince: if you don't take you and that ugly ass baby from out this house.
Desiree: MY BABY CUTE FUCK YOU MEAN HE LOOK JUST LIKE HIS DADDY *smooths down Royal's hair and laughs*
Prince: your baby looks like it could be Ray's brother Day Day's baby.
Ray: True
EJ: True
Walter: True
Keisha: True
Day Day: True
OMG Girls: *pushes back their album* True
Charm: *slides on dicks* true
Maury: true
God: TRUE DAT
Desiree: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME PRINCE *turns her head so fast that it hits Prince in the face*
Prince: BITC- *breathes* female, why are you here anyway?
Desiree: Roc invited me
Ray: I heard y'all broke up
Desiree: not at all! We are together 😌🙌 y'all thought it was over 😈😘!?
Prince: no bitch, YOU thought it was over. Y'all broke up and you were all on twitter , crying , finna die and shit *goes & sits on the couch*
Desiree: *rolls her eyes* but me and Roc rocking together now so I think y'all should treat me with a little respect
Ray: ok
EJ: sure ok
Walter: that can be arranged
Prince: fuck that *grabs the remote and changes channel*
Desiree: so you not going to be nice?
Prince: bitch I don't even be nice to the niggas who live here, what makes you think imma be nice to you? *gets up and goes outside* come with me

-Desiree & Prince walk onto the sidewalk and Prince starts to point-
Prince: you see that street?
Desiree: yeah
Prince: if you go down that and take a left, guess what you see
Desiree: what 😌?
Prince: where you got me fucked up at. I don't like you *goes in the house, closes the door, and locks it*
Desiree: *runs and bangs on the door* ROC INVITED US TO FEED ME AND MY BABY
Prince: *yells thru the peephole* BITCH IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT , GO TO THE STORE AND BUY YOU SOMETHING TO EAT! AINT TODAY LINK!?
Desiree: IM HUNGRY! *bangs on door*
Prince: WE ARENT A FUCKING SALVATION ARMY , DONT THINK YOU GONE COME UP AND EAT MY FOOD
Walter: it's not even 3:00 yet and you already running people out Prince
Prince: what can I say? I keep the bullshit out *flops back on the couch*
Roc: *comes down the stairs* I miss anything
Ray: OMG made an album and Charm stopped being thots
Roc: forreal!?
The boys: yup
Roc: OMG I MISS EVERYTHING *storms out the room and flips over a small table*
EJ: *looks at the boys* y'all think we should tell him his babymomma been thru here?
Prince: probably. But I don't wanna .
*the boys sit in silence*
Ray: do you think Charm will actually stop being thots?

-the boys look at each other-
Prince: LOL no