*Ray talks to the camera*
Ray: hey awesomeness tv, it's yo man Ray Ray aka Ray 2wice aka 2wice Couture aka Ray Bandz aka 2 Braids aka Chocolate Thundaaaaa, and you're going to see how Mindless Behavior's day goes. Follow me to the Bathroom
* Camera crew follows Ray to the bathroom and sees Roc shitting and singing*
Roc: WHEN I SHIT, MY DICK TOUCH THE WATER AYEEEEE THIS MY SONG AYEEEEEE TU TU *snaps and claps* MR LONG DICK
Ray: as you can see, you can spot Roc Royal aka Double R aka Child Support supplier on the toliet, taking a shit.
Roc: WOAH *grabs his shoe and covers his dick* WHY ARE YALL IN HERE
Ray: I was giving the fans a tour of Conjunction and how a normal day goes..
Roc: my foot is about to tour your ass if you don't get the fuck out of here.
Ray: ok I'll leave... But don't flush after your done.
Roc: why?
Ray: cause you are dropping art in that toliet. I want to put it on IG & write a poem on how shit is really art .
Roc: *throws his shoe at Ray* LEAVE BITCH
Ray: *runs out & accidentally smacks the camera onto the ground*
Camera Crew: SHIT RAYAN
Ray: OMG I'm sorry, is it broken *picks it up and stares in it * NOPE I SAVED IT 😬
Camera Man: *snatches camera back* just show us the rest of your day
Ray: follow me , if you will
*Ray and the Camera Crew goes to the kitchen to find Prince, standing on the table with his foot on Jaay's neck , while Jaay holds a toaster strudel*
Ray: *ray looks at prince* ....
Prince: *prince looks at Ray* ....
Ray: *looks at Jaay* .....
Jaay: *looks at Ray * Help... me ...
Ray: *looks at prince*
Prince: don't tell anybody but God.
Ray: let's continue with our tour *hurries out the kitchen*
*Ray takes the Camera Crew to EJ's room , he tries to open the door but it's locked so he knocks*
Ray: UM EJ , you ok buddy?
EJ: YEAH UM IM JUST WATCHING TV
Ray: what type of tv
Ej: CABLE TV ,
Ray: can we come in?
EJ: NO IM um NOT DECENT AT THIS TIME
Ray: what about later?
EJ: MAYBE MAYBE , PROBABLY
Ray: *turns to the camera crew* excuse him you guys, he's sending ashy dick nudes. Let's go outside
*Ray takes the Camera Crew outside to see Prod throwing mixtapes of his song 'Do You Want To Be My Valentine' at the Conjunction House*
Ray: Craig . What are you doing.
Prod: I'm trying to get my spot back
Ray: what do you mean
Prod: I heard Roc beat up this old man a few days ago and I sent the video in to MTO {media takeout} and he still hasn't got fired so I planned to come here and hit one of y'all with my mixtape so y'all can be wounded and so y'all could also buy it cause they ain't selling that fast... I'm trying to buy Savv's daughter some bundles.
Ray: um. Ok
Prod: take it please, take my mixtape please
Ray: I don't want it
Prod: please Ray, I'll do anything, I'll suck your dick
Ray: what 😟
Prod: I'll suck yo dick, I'll suck it from the back, make yo ass hole clap, you ain't never had that
Ray: RETREAT *gets camera crew & runs into the house *
Prod: ILL SUCK YO DICK OFF THE GRISTLE , MAKE YA BUTT HOLE WHISTLE. COME ON RAY
Ray: um, that was interesting. Ha.
Camera Man: hold up. Do you hear that?
Ray: Hear what?
Camera Man: shh
* Ray & Camera Crew hears Keisha screaming " YAS WALTER , BANG 3 SONGS OUT OF MY ASS, YES BLACK MAMBA THIS ASS , GO MINDLESS IN THIS PUSSY*
Ray: omfg AND THATS THE END OF THE TOUR, GOODBYE TEAM MINDLESS
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Mindless Short Stories
HumorShort Stories of The Series of Events That Has Happened in Mindless Behavior's life.
