Mindless Short Stories

A Night To Die

October 31st, 2014
-It's Halloween night and everyone in Conjunction is sleeping soundly in their beds cause they said "fuck Halloween, unless I'm getting some pussy, I'm not waking up". Little did they know the worse is about to strike upon them ....

-phone rings-
Prince: *wakes up* THE PHONE.... THE PHONE... CAN SOMEONE GET THE FUCKING PHONE!? No!? Ugh *grabs the phone* Hello?
....: do you want to play a game?
Prince: what?
....: I said do you want to play a game?
Prince: nigga no, it is 9:30 at night , why the fuck are you calling me on this bullshit, calling me to play a game. Bitch, take yo trick to treat, I yell boo , ring ring ass to bed *hangs up the phone*
....: hello? Hello? *calls back*
Prince: *hears the phone ringing again, wakes up again, and answers* hello?
....: let's play a game
Prince: nigga, why are you still here? I'm not finna play games with yo bitch ass, I don't got time for that. I got things to dream about & people to fuck, I have no time to play yo monopoly ass games.
....: come onnnnn, just play this one game with me
Prince: ughhhh alright
....: there's a bomb attached to your penis *gets cut off*
Prince: hold up hold up, how did it get there?
....: I put it there
Prince:.....
....: .....
Prince: nigga you gay as fuck,
....: come on let play the fucking game
Prince: Ight
....: to remove the bomb you have to stab yourself in the heart with the knife that's under your pillow
Prince: aw Ight, that's legit *grabs knife and stabs hisself*
....: let the games begin- wait, did you just stab yourself?
Prince: yup
....: oh um...
Prince: yeahhhhhh
....: so, I'll talk to you later then
Prince: I guess *hangs up* niggas be tripping *goes back to sleep*

Meanwhile in Roc's Room...

Roc: *on the phone* yoooo Desiree , I swear I didn't lose Royal..... Nah I swear.....shit Desiree you probably lost him when you was too busy giving head to the manager in the Bread Aisle of Am Pm.... What you mean I called you a hoe.... That's what you are tho ....mhm...mhm... Ight... Love you.... Child support comes on Tuesday now.... Bitch ain't my fault they change the damn days..... Ight.... Ok.... Bye *hangs up the phone* DANGGGGGGG all up in my asscrack , worrying about a damn Child Support day , dang *turns over to go back to sleep but the phone rings*
-Scary Music starts to play in the background-
Roc: yoooo, one of yall motherfuckas better turn off that fucking music, don't nobody listen to that shit , if it ain't No Flex Zone, turn that shit off
Ghost: *turns music off* sorry dang
Roc: *looks at his phone* WHY DO NIGGAS ALWAYS WANNA TALK TO ME WHEN A NIGGA ALMOST SLEEP!? DAMN *picks up phone and sees its an email* when the fuck, *opens the email, sees a video, and sees that it was sent from a person named Samara Morgan [The Ring]* damnnnn, shawty dirty but she gotta big booty tho , shidddd *turns off his phone and rolls over*
-phone rings-
Roc: ughhhhhhh *picks it up and answers it* hello
....: you have 7 days
Roc: for what? Yo, if this Verizon I swear to god, I paid yall last week, why yall lying bruh,
....: no no this is-*gets cut off*
Roc: is this the Light people? Man, I paid yall 2 days ago, why yall always trying to get my money, yall cheating me out my shit
....: no this is the girl from the video you watched
Roc: awwww the one with the fat ass?
....: I guess but you only have 7 days to live
Roc: how I'm gone die?
....: I'll figure it out later
Roc: before I die, can I smack that?
.....: I'm only 9
Roc: so , if you 9, im 9,the fuck?
....: I'm not sure...
Roc: come onnnnn, age ain't nothing but a letter
....: that's true but I'm pretty sure it's a number
Roc: shhhh you gone let me hit?
....: sure
Roc: ayeeeeeeee that's what's upppppp , I'll hit yo line later , a nigga tired
....: kk
Roc: *hangs up*
One of Roc's Meow Chat Hoes: *gets out from under his bed* who was that?
Roc: shidddd some dead bitch
OORMCH: ohhhhh ok *goes back under his bed*

Meanwhile with EJ & Ray....

Ray: COME ON EJ , RUN FASTER *running* HE'S BEHIND US
EJ: *falls* AHHHHH
Ray: *turns around* WHAT THE FUCK
EJ: JUST LEAVE WITHOUT ME
Ray: NIGGA, BRING YA ASS,YOU ARENT A WHITE PERSON IN A SCARY MOVIE, PICK YO ASS UP, *starts running* acting like yo feet don't work
Jason: *walks up behind EJ with his knife up about to kill him*
EJ: aye nigga, chill tf out , my leg hurt
Jason: *grabs EJ*
EJ: nigga, make me get up , I will beat yo ass right now, didn't I just say my motherfucking leg hurt? Make me steal up off you,
Jason: *raises EJ up and puts knife to his neck*
EJ: ok, now you fucked up *gets his iPhone 6 plus and smacks Jason with it* Bitch what I say!?
Jason: sorrrry😭 damnnn you mean 😭😭
EJ: what I tell you!? I told you to chill the fuck out, now let go of me motherfucka
Jason: ok ok 😭😭

Narrator: let's catch up with Ray
Ray: *runs to Conjunction, opens the door and closes it* GUYS! *prince and roc comes down stairs*
Roc: where the fuck have you been ?
Ray: yooo, a nigga was chasing after me and EJ bruh
Roc: where is EJ?
Ray: who?
Roc: EJ
Ray: aw-*gets cut off*
Prince: EJ is dead
Roc: wait!? WHY!?
Ray: that nigga fell, I was like "get up" and he stayed there so, I guess that nigga dead
Roc: we didn't even have him for 9 months yet!
Prince: yeah Ray, you always killing off our members
Roc: guess we are going to be a 3 person band again
Ray: shhhh , yall hear that ?
Prince: hell naw but if you hearing shit then it's a ghost, Dueces nigga *grabs car keys and walks over to the door*
Roc: naw imma shoot it *grabs gun*
EJ: *bursts through the door* you left me you BASTARD *grabs Ray by the neck*
Ray: ROC SHOOT EM
Roc: I've never worked with guns before so..
Prince: gimmie this shit *grabs the gun from Roc's hand*
Ray: SHOOT EM PRINCE PLEASE
Prince: hmmmm I'll think about it
Ray: PLEASE
Prince: don't get loud with me, do not get loud with me uh uh *shoots in the air*
Ray: omg PLEASE SHOOT HIM
Prince: alright, I'll shoot you in the shoulder, hit the nigga right in the neck
Ray: NOOOOOOOOOO
Prince: you just told me to shoot him
Ray: but don't shoot me
Roc: man shut the fuck up, EJ get off Ray's neck, Prince put the gun down and come tf on
EJ: YO WHAT IS THAT THING *points at the end of the hallway and mb sees Michael Myers walking towards them*
Ray: RUNNNNNN
-MB runs outside and hides behind a bush-
EJ: omg omg
Ray: shut up, anybody have any plans!?
Roc: we can go behind the wall of chainsaws and breathe loudly *points*
EJ: we can go back into the scary house and hide
Prince: or we can go into the running fucking car and leave this shit
Ray: we should go to the wall of chainsaws, that sounds best
Prince: you've got to be kidding me
-Michael Myers appears behind them-
Mb: AHHHHHHHHHH
Prince: who the fuck are you
Michael Myers: *shows Prince his name tag*
Prince: so you are a killer? Tf
Michael Myers: *nods head yes and pulls out knife*
Prince: nigga put that fake ass knife away, you ain't doing shit special
Michael Myers: *grabs prince and puts knife to prince's neck *
Prince: you got a lot of fucking nerve to try to kill me at my own house , you don't have no right to, you don't pay not a damn bill
Michael Myers: ....
Prince: Mr. Myers, name to me what bills you pay
Michael Myers: *drops prince and walks away*
Prince: yeah that's right, you better walk away
Ray: yeah keep it pushing
EJ: EVICTION NOTICE
Roc: WORLDSTAR POSSUM *high fives EJ*
Prince: let's get back inside before we catch ebola or some shit
-MB gets up and starts walking home-
Prince: *kicks Chucky*
Ray: did you just kick the doll that was the star of the movie Child's Play?
Prince: shiddd, probably