Mindless Short Stories

Roc The BabySitter

Desiree: and Chresanto
Roc: yes *rolls his eyes*
Desiree: you better take good care of your son, or imma beat ya ass and roll ya eyes again, imma knock them shits out, ok?
Roc: ok.
Desiree: I'm gone go *fixes hair*
Roc: where the hell you think you going?!
Desiree: out to buy some diapers. The hell, that's why I brought my son here for you to watch. Ain't like you gone buy some!
Roc: *grabs the baby* leave
Desiree: you ain't got to tell me 2wice *walks out of Conjunction*
Roc: OOOOO
Prince: *comes down the stairs with a Yellow Rain coat, orange pants, green and blue shoes and a green beater* IM GOING TO THE STORE 😀
Roc: OMG PRINCE COME HERE, I NEED YOUR HELP
Prince: with what?
Roc: I need help watching Royal! Your good with kids! Can you help me
Prince: but.....I was going to the store...😥
Roc: please just for until Desiree gets back
Prince: ok 😒 *throws his yellow rain coat*
Roc: OMG THANKS , so what do I do first
Prince: well you holding him all wrong..
Roc: what you mean
Prince: you holding him upside down...his feet shouldn't be the part that's near your face..
Roc: but Desiree gave me the baby like this
Prince: Desiree would leave her baby on fire to check her twitter.
Roc: you have a point .. *holds the baby the right way*
Royal: *cries*
Roc: OMG why is it crying!?
Prince: the blood is probably rushing back thru his body..
Roc: no jokes man! I need help!
Prince: give me the fucking baby *grabs the baby* GAH DAMH, THE FUCK YALL FEED THIS LIL NIGGA!? FORMULA AND BRICKS!?
Roc: I told Desiree to not feed him all that milk from her breast and shit
Prince: how can she feed him from her breast? She has none...she has nipple piercings on her neck basically. She has no tits. I checked, she doesn't
Roc: I think she has multiple breasts cause when she was riding me once, I felt like 3 graze my chin...
Prince: i told you roaches got a lot of boobies
*Ray comes in and sees Prince holding a baby and Roc*
Ray: awwwww, I see what they mean when they make Royce stories....y'all so cute LOL *tries to run up the stairs*
Prince: THE FUCK BITCH *grabs Royal's bottle and throws it at Ray's head*
Royal: *starts crying again*
Roc: what does he need now!?
Prince: he's probably hungry *gives Roc the baby Royal and EJ walks in*
Roc: hey EJ
Prince: OMG FINALLY , EJ help Roc with his child while I go to the store *grabs his rain coat*
EJ: for what?
Prince: *massages his temples * if you must know, I'm going to the store to get some gas prices. I'm going to the store to buy Charm some talent, I'm going to the store to buy OMG's album... OK!? ok. *leaves*
*Roc ,Royal, and EJ watch Prince walk out the door but comes in 5 mins later , massaging his temples*
Prince: the store is closed *runs upstairs*
EJ: um what is that *points at Royal*
Roc: oh , this is Royal, the baby
EJ: I never seen one of those baby things up close ... *tries to poke Royal*
Roc : *moves Royal* aha..
EJ: can I preform some experiments on Royal?
Roc: WHAT TYPE OF EXPERIMENTS
EJ: like cut him open and duplicate him
Roc: oh.... NO
EJ: if I mess up on the original Royal, I can always duplicate him *tries to poke Royal again*
Roc: *Runs upstairs with royal* PRINCETONNNNN *busts into a room with Prince & Ray , smoking weed*
Prince: that's a couch *points at the couch*
Ray: *hits the blunt and passes it * yup
Prince: *hits the blunt, coughs, & looks at it* that seems like a good name for the couch cause you can sit on it... But... Why that *points* is called a Love Seat. I can't even sit on it unless I'm in love, damn.
Ray: less talking, more passing
*Prince passes Ray the blunt*
Roc: *covers Royal's face* PRINCE PLEASE HELP ME
Prince: NO, I don't wanna *gets handed the blunt, puffs it, and coughs*
Roc: please just watch Royal, I'll pay you!
Prince: Crescent listen, I'm high as shit, this shit called Krintakronic and if I go to sleep, I don't think imma wake up. If I watch yo child, best believe he would probably be in his carrier on the roof or on the top of the C of Conjunction. Nigga I'm fucked up, I can't even see you, that's how fucked up I am. If you leave Royal in my care, that little nigga gone be high as shit, with me. Make a pimp decision
Roc: *decides*

One Hour Later....

Roc: *seats at the bar* I'm sooo glad I left lil Royal with Prince

Meanwhile

Royal: *crying while on fire*
Prince: *hits another blunt and coughs* bruh, what if at the beginning of 2012, we all actually died but we in alternate universe ..
Ray: boom. That's my mind exploding.