Mindless Short Stories

Mindless Daycare

Ray: *taking pictures of nothing* hey, you guys...

Ej: *Writing bible scripts* What?

Roc: *Paying child support* Wha?

Prince: *calling bitches out on Twitter* Sup nigga.

Ray: Well, I had this great idea where we-

Prince: PSH not interested.

Ray: Why not!?

Prince: Your ideas are always fucked up or they get me fucked up, I'll pass *goes back to twitter*

Ray: it involves moneyyyyyyy

Prince: Well *throws his phone* that's all you had to say

Roc: Right, if you ain't talking bout Money, i don't wanna talk

Ray: Shut up, Stupid ass 😒

Roc: CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT, BUT YOU CANT CALL ME BROKE 💸💰

Ej: MONEY 😂

Prince: But I can call you broke...You fought an 87 year old man for 10 dollars, The fuck you mean I can't call you broke. I can't call you intelligent,

Roc: 😒

Ray: STOP IT YOU GUYS! Anyways, we should start a Daycare :)

Prince: Annnnnnnnnnddddd, you lost my attention *grabs phone again*

Ray: come on guys, it will be fun!

Prince: how!? I don't like watching kids, I've been watching kids since I was 2 and Bella was born , DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN MY FAMILY!? I had to watch all of them. Fuck Alllllllat , I'm not taking care of shit

Ej: but Prince, it sounds like a great idea! Would could get some spare money and we could also get some girls😎

Prince: hmmm....Gas Money & Boobs? Doooopeeeee , I'm in !

Roc: I'm not!✋

Ray: why?

Prince: he can barely take of hisself or his child, let alone another person's child. I say he can be a receptionist , he don't do shit

Ray: yeaaaaaaaahhhhhh, no.

Ej: let's just get started,

Ray: I got the sign and everything *pulls out sign from behind the couch *

EJ: Ray Ray and the Behavior's Daycare Center?

Prince: fuck outta here with that long ass name, and yo sign busted! All crooked and shit, just like your dick in your nudes.😂

Ray: wow, that happened in January , it's now September, why don't you let shit go 😒😒

Prince: I don't give no fucks what month it is, yo dick probably still crooked , 😂✋ you wanna get mad at me , NEIN get yo shit fixed, maybe I won't say it's crooked

Roc: let's name the daycare, 'Mindless Daycare Center' 😊

Prince: omg, 2 smart things in one month?! It's a breakthrough , I KNEW THAT MONKEYS WERENT STUPID , THE SCIENTIST AT THE AM PM's THEORY WAS WRONGGGGGG *waves fists at the sky*

Ray: omg buddy *grabs Roc's head* how does it feel to be smart?

Roc: no different than acting slow, I thought this shit would be better like sitting in the front of the bus instead of the back but this shit feel the same.

Ray: eh

Ej: let's put the plan 'Mindless Daycare' into ACTIONNNNNNNNNNNNN

The Boys: YEAH!