Mindless Short Stories

Jail Time

Police Officer: GET IN THERE *pushes the boys into a cell*

Prince: you ain't have to get an attitude dangggg, I'm not the reason why your wife left you, don't get mad at me

Police Officer: you getting smart boy?

Prince: oh no, I'm not "getting smart" , I've been smart , I'm just now getting here.

Police Officer: I kill people over remarks like that nigger

Prince: OH NO, HE DID NOT JUST CALL ME A NIGGA. EJ hold my phone, Ray, hold my chains, Roc , hold my many ear piercings, cause imma beat his ass *walks up to the Police Officer but gets stopped by Ray*

Ray: he didn't mean it Officer , you can leave, my friend is under control , I promise

Police Officer: mhm *leaves cell & locks it behind him*

EJ: *paces frantically* I can't be in here, the walls are closing , I CANT BREATHE , JESUS HELP ME

Roc: shut the fuck up, Walt is going to get us soon, we haven't had our call yet so we'll tell him them

Ray: WE WOULDNT BE IN HERE IF IT WASNT FOR PRINCE

Prince: she should have never got my order wrong , I asked for 2 sandwiches with out the meat, she got that shit wrong. I didn't even have buns on the sandwich, I had a piece of lettuce and a piece of cardboard

EJ: we are going to be so in trouble

Roc: CHILL, we'll be out of here soon, let's just relax

*everybody sits on the bunks and starts to chill*

15 seconds later

Roc: I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE *runs up to the cell bars * LET ME OUTTA HERE, ITS COLD, IM HUNGRY AND IM PRETTY SURE RAY FARTED PLEASE

Police Officer: you guys are now able to make your one phone call

Roc: I'll Go!

EJ: NO ILL GO

Prince: *leaves the cell* no, I'll go, can I have the phone please?

Police Officer: 1 minute only

Prince: *dials the number & looks at the boys* it's ringing, Yeah UM hello? This is Princeton.. I would like a delivery to Los Angeles Jail, I want a large pepperoni, with sausage and cheese ... Mhm... Mhm.. Stay mindless.. Bye *hangs up*

Ray: 😧

EJ:😧

Roc: you used...our 1 call...for FUCKING PIZZA HUT 😡

Prince: well shit, excuse the fuck outta me for being hungry

Roc: YOUR A FUCK UP PRINCE! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE'RE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Prince: HEY! we'll get out, I texted Walt in the squad car duh,

Roc: whatever

Police Officer: *unlocks the cell* you guys can go now

EJ: OMG YAY FREEDOMMMM *runs*

Police Officer: you didn't let me finish, y'all can go to the showers or activity room

EJ: DAMMIT

*the boys walk to the activity room, Prince goes and sits with a bunch of Chulos, Ray goes and plays chess with the old folks, roc watches tv and EJ goes to the showers*

EJ: *takes all his clothes off , gets in the shower , takes a 30 mins shower, gets a towel and goes to pick his hair out*

* Big Black the Prisoner comes up and pushs EJ to the wall*

EJ: UM UM , I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY, PLEASE GET OFF OF ME

Big Black: yo booty soft....like bunny pussy..

EJ: *cries & runs* I WANT TO LEAVEEEEE *runs to Roc in the activity room*

Roc: what's wrong bruh?

EJ: this dude, tried to steal my innocence, I'm so scared , hug me bro, I need a hug , imma cry

Roc: I would hug you but your towel dropped while you were running ...

*EJ looks down & starts screaming* OMG OMG NOOOO *runs around and police tackles him and drags him into the insanity chamber*

Roc: I can't take this shit *gets up , walks to Prince and the chulos and sees Prince wearing a beater, a scarf, chains, and jail tattoos* wtf Prince... What happened to you!?

Prince: *ghetto Spanish voice* the streets happened to me mane' a nigga ain't the same yanamean? Like the streets hectic,

Roc: since when did you talk like that!?

Prince: since the street changed me mane', I'm a new nigga

Roc: ok...

Prince: when I get out, I gotta find out how I'm going to ship this kilo to Pablo

Roc: Prince you are not a drug lord.

Prince: WHAT YOU MEAN MANE!? YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I GOT! I GOT A STRAP IN MY HAIR NIGGA *pulls out bebe gun out his hair* NIGGA YOU AINT BOUT THAT LIFE! ILL SHOOT 7 SONGS OUT YO ASS

Roc: ...

Ray: CHECK MATE AHHAAAA *stands up and gets on the table and moonwalks* I WON I WONNNN