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Interviewer: Hello world, it's your favorite interviewer Pasquala Rumalda Quintana de Archuleta and today, we have some special guests to the show, please give a round of applause for America's boy band, Mindless Behavior *stands up out of her seat and claps*

MB: *comes out on the stage and sits down in their seats* We are glad to be here Pasquala Rumalda Quintana de Archuleta

Interviewer: and I'm glad you are here, *sits back down* now let's start this interview! Ok, so guys- *gets cut off*

Prince: *raises his hand*

Interviewer: what is he doing? *looks at Ray*

Ray: Walter told him he can't say anything until he gets called on and if he says anything before he gets called on, he is taking his mini refrigerator out of his car

Interviewer: oh, well, yes Prince you can speak

Prince: Do we have to call you by yo long ass name?

Interviewer: yes ☺️

Prince: *raises his hand again*

Interviewer: yes, you can speak Prince

Prince: you got me fucked up if you think I'm going to call you by that long ass name, I can barely say my name and a nigga only got one. Prince *raises one finger* Ton *raises up another finger* 2 syllables my nigga, yet I still call myself Pizzaton on the daily. I don't think I can fuck with yo name like that so lemme just give you a nickname.

Interviewer: but I would prefer you to call me by my name 😊 thank you

Prince: *raises his hand*

Interviewer: yes Princeton

Prince: and I prefer not to but if you insist, Paprika Raccoona Quack Do Apple

Interviewer: it's Pasquala Rumalda Quintana de Archuleta 😊

Prince: Potato Radish Quagmire da Applesauce

Interviewer: it's Pasquala Rumalda Quintana de Archuleta 😐

Prince: and that's what I'm saying, Pumpkin Ravioli Quarter du Aardvark

Interviewer: YOU KNOW WHAT , just call me Mrs. P , OK!?

EJ: oh god

Prince: Are you getting loud with me? Uhuhhhh don't get loud with me, DO NOT GET LOUD WITH ME , SECURITY, SECURITY? She need to go *Security comes out and picks the Interviewer*

Interviewer: LET ME GO, GET THAT LITTLE BRAT *points at Prince*

Prince: bitch, make me get up *grabs tea pot and tea glass from out of his hair, pours it and drinks it*

Roc: oooo, aye Prince, slid a nigga a cup and a cookie

Prince: *pours another cup of tea and takes 3 packs of cookies out of his hair* aye Roc, which ones you want , Chocolate Chip, Chocolate Chunk or Sugar?

Roc: Chocolate Chip 😃

Prince: no, pick another one

Roc: Chocolate Chunk😄

Prince: no pick another one

Roc: Sugar 😕?

Prince: omg you like Sugar? Here *gives cookies and tea and gives them to EJ * hand these to fucked up hairline

EJ: oh Ight , *passes them to Roc* can I have some?

Prince: no

EJ: alright , ok ._.