Mindless Short Stories

Royce.

Ray: YOOOOOO why are we even here EJ? I had stuff to-do today *angrily shifts in his chair*

Prince: like what? All you do is suck Jon's dick and play with yourself in the tent that's in the middle of your house. You should be thanking him, this is probably the most buzz you had on your schedule since Roc left.

Ray: YOU KNOW WHAT PRINCETON *jumps up from his seat angrily*

Prince: No I don't know What, is he nice? I'm willing to get to know him though.

Ray: UGHHHHH You won't understand how rude you are until I put my hands on you, will you be satisfied then😡!?

Prince: Ya damn right I'll be satisfied then, put yo hands on me, you'll get cut the fuck up and the windows of yo 2009 Honda Civic gone get busted the fuck out. Don't play with me boy , I'd fucking kill you

Prod: *yells from the back of the room* NO YOU WONT , ain't that right Ray!?
Prince: *turns his head 90 degrees to look in the back of the room* who the fuck are you?

Prod: Prodigy, The Lead singer of Mindless Behavior

Prince: ...who

Prod: the only successful one from MB😌

Prince: I'm not sure about that because you don't look like me , so that statement is inaccurate

EJ: EVERYONE CHILL , I gathered you all here today because I thought you could help me with something

Roc: if it's about cum stains , don't believe what Wikipedia says , throw it out cause the stain never comes out

EJ: what are you even t-*gets cut off*

Prince: you dead ass? Fammmmm, I should have asked you about that and not some bitch on Wiki-How cause I got this stain on good shirt , I like the material but I can't fuck with that stain

EJ: NO , I don't need cum stain advice, I brought you guys here to be in a play.😊

Prod: What the hell, do I look like Shakespeare to you!?

Ray: No but I can name a few things you do look like though

Prince: like Forest Whitaker and Ray's retarded toe

Prod: 😑 I'm leaving *gets up from his spot and walks to the door*

EJ: everyone who participates gets a check for 500 dollars 😊

Prod: *stops and walks back to his seat* after I think about it, I always wanted to participate in theater

EJ: Yay!! Everyone is in😊😊 *hands out the script*

Roc: *reads over the script* What the fuck is a Royce

Prince: Sounds like a disease you can catch at Coachella

Ray: You guys really don't know what that is😳!?

Prince & Roc: No

* Ray, EJ , & Prod busts out laughing*

Roc: what is it?

EJ: It's your name 😂

Prince: No it's not, my name is Prince

Prod: he means you guys' relationship name, Team Mindless made you guys a gay couple when we first became a group.

Prince: I don't fuck with that , why is the play about that

EJ: I thought it would be cool *shrugs*

Roc: EJ have you always been gay or is this new for you?