Mindless Short Stories

The Meeting.

Walter: *comes into the room and sees all the boys there* Ok guys , I'm glad you came *sits down in his chair*

Prince: I only came because it's Friday and it's payday. I don't want my check being mailed to me, I want to see my money.

Walter: Not everything is about money Prince *chuckles*

Prince: It is when you are a vegan and need to pay your Netflix bill.

Walter: 😐 I don't have a pen on me so I can't sign your checks right now

Prince: Oh.....ok *pulls credit card processor out of his afro* we can just do PayPal , credit or debit?

Ray: Can we just through with this meeting so I can leave, fuck 😒

EJ: What's up your butt?

Ray: I have an EXTREME headache and I think I'm sick

*Everyone gets up & goes to the opposite side of the table , away from Ray*

Ray: What? Why are yall moving?

Prince: Because you have a grayish tint to your skin & Even though I'm cool with everything , I'm not cool with having the Bubonic plague so keep your swine flu having ass *points at Ray* , over there & I won't have to pepper spray you.

Roc: SHUT UP , CAN WE JUST GET THROUGH THIS MEETING!

Prince: Yeah , *stands up and points* WE can get through this meeting but YOU aren't in this group anymore so you can leave

EJ: BUT *turns to Prince* He's a main character of this story & we don't know shit about Mike to put him in this story , all we know is that he's pretty ugly

Prince: Who's Mike?

Mike: *busts in the room with a fur coat and fake puppy* I'm Mike, Also known as God's greatest gift to the earth. God's best creation,

Ray: How are you God's greatest gift? I thought Beyoncé was God's greatest gift

Prince: How are you God's greatest gift when you're ugly, He must not like you that much

Mike: Ugh , whatever *sits down with a stuff dog & starts petting it* I'm a queen & you guys need to respect me

Prince: Ohhh so you are a more talented Prod ? I get it , I'm caught up

EJ: Prod is talentless , I'm disgusted at his vocals

Walter: speaking of talentlessness; Ray *turns around to face Ray* what the fuck happened at that interview. When were you going to tell us you were dating a monkey

Ray: Ok, *coughs* Prod is my ...

Stalker

EJ: WHAT

Roc: WHATTTT

Prince: *gasps* I already knew that and the origin on how it happened

Walter: Then why didn't you tell us?

Prince: Because I forgot