Mindless Short Stories

Thanksgiving.

2 Days Before Thanksgiving
Ray: I'm so happy that it's almost Thanksgiving

EJ: I'm happy too! I never celebrated Thanksgiving before and I'm so excited to actually celebrate it 🙌

Ray: I am now certain that you have lived under a rock for the past few years.

EJ: wait, what is Prince doing ? *points at Prince*

Prince: *floating on a pillow while writing a letter*

EJ: um , Prince ... What are you doing? *walks towards Prince*

Prince: *stops writing* well , if you must know , I'm writing a letter *starts writing again*

Ray: to Santa? 

Prince: *stops writing* No , I'm not that stupid to believe in Santa , and if I was , Santa would be a girl. Hashtag Females can do anything *continues to write*

EJ: to who then?

Prince: to Featherbottom the Thanksgiving Turkey

Ray: what in the fuck is that

EJ: sounds like a cartoon character off of the Fairy Odd Parents 

Ray: sounds like some shit Roc would name his children..

MB: true

Prince: but Featherbottom the Thanksgiving Turkey is a fucking turkey - *gets cut off *

Ray: we could have figured ..

Prince:....

Ray:...

Prince: Look here Ravan

Ray: It's Rayan

Prince: Rayvon , don't interrupt me during a complete thought , I have the attention span of a goldfish , I might never get that thought back , then what?!

Ray: maybe you'll shut up for once

Prince: ...

Ray: what?

Prince: I'm guessing you decided to grow some balls this chapter

Ray: I been had balls 😐

Prince: well I'm going to cut them off and that's going to be your Thanksgiving dinner if you talk back to me again. Alright Crayon?

Ray: this is ridiculous , that word doesn't even start with a R

Prince: shut up Ratatouille.

EJ: I'm just going to stay out of this..

Prince: you were never in this , that's a little conceited EJ

Ray: yeah , that's conceited my nigga

Prince: hashtag rude

Ray: not everything is all about you

EJ: but..

Prince: anyways , let's get back to me

EJ: but ..

Prince: shhh

Ray: *looks at EJ , nods , & points at Prince*

Prince: Anywhore , Featherbottom the Thanksgiving Turkey is a fucking turkey , not just any Turkey , this nigga got magical powers. He can make any thing happen , my nigga. He like Santa but he a Turkey , which makes him 17 times better than Bitch Ass Santa , fuck Santa , Santa ain't a turkey

EJ: fashoo

Prince: Instead of going to everyone's house and invading people's privacy like Santa be doing , Featherbottom receives letters on his iPhone 6 and he grants your wish if he replies back and says something positive after he sniffs his magical turkey powder. that's why I'm fucking with that turkey , that turkey on some real shit