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GAMER BLOGS: Kariya Masaki

>>Kariya Masaki has logged on.

Hello little shits welcome to my fucking blog

You might be asking why I'm wasting my time here, well, I'm in the bad mood. Really bad. In every game I start, I always lose! Like, what happened to my skills? I'm also bored; there's no one in the house to talk to, my friends aren't online, and pranking isn't a choice when I'm in this mood.

So lets start. Lemme tell you how FUN my life is. I'm famous for one thing; being the prankmaster in my group, and I'm proud of that, hahahah. People will always refer me as an annoying person, but I don't care anyways. Its fun to be annoying, because sometimes, if you're not annoying, people around you will most likely ignore you, right?! And I hate being ignored. I'm happy as long as my peers can withstand my habits.

Speaking of which, pranking is really my favourite hobby, and I don't understand why a lot of people dislike pranks and being pranked. Just by remembering someone's ridiculous face after pranked or blackmailed makes me laugh all by myself. You know, there's a scientific reason why pranks are existing. Pranks lets you know how stupid people are. That's why its fun. I like torturing stupid people huehuehue (just kidding, imma little angel yeAh)

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Ey, what's this notif?

[From mia_the_writer_27:
Can you help me create pranks? Can you be my friend?]

OF COURSE MATE! its lonely to think that I'm the only one whose pranking everybody. If I'm given a chance to meet somebody like you who can blackmail people, I'll be like, "Hey! Lets be bestfriends!" The more prank partners, the merrier! Although, I dont choose friends. Im fine with anyone, but prepare lots of nightmare after you meet me heheheh

Ahh, its brings me back to my toddler days when I first pranked a person. I think i was 5 that time...? Can't remember. But guess my very first victim.

MY OLDER SISTER

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Yeah, i have a big sis. A bossy ugly big sis. She used to order me around when we were still young and she'll pull my ears and cheeks, hit or bully me for no reason! Did she know that it hurts?!

Originally, my first victim has to be my mother, but I know that she'll beat the shit out of me if I did that.

Here's what hapened. My sister accidentally broke the fucking door knob in the kitchen and then sued me for what she did, so my mom scolded me and hit me with a slapped in my butt instead of her! Ugh, what an old woman!