The Glorious Questions Of Omegle! xD

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

should the united states get rid of the penny?

You: NO

Stranger: NO!

You: PFFT!

You: THE PENNY IS A SEXY GIFT OF LIFE

You: IT LOVES YOU

Stranger: INDEED!

You: IT LOVES YOU SSSSSOOOOO MUCH

Stranger: ITS SO PERFECT!

Stranger: I LOVE YOU!

You: HOW CAN YOU GET RID OF THE PENNY WHEN IT BUYS YOU TACOS?

You: PFFT!

You: BITCHES LOVE THE PENNY

You: UH YEAH VOLDEMORT'S FOOT

You: YEAH

You: UH

You: PEDICURE TIME

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

so i was fucking this guy in the ass last night, and he reached around and tickled my nuts. and i was like "what the fuck? are you a faggot or something?"

You: COOL

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Question to discuss:

Take your favorite song and add "in my ass" to the end of it.

You: harry potter likes it up the ass

You: hitchin' a ride up the ass

You: dead up the ass

Stranger: Drunk on you up the ass

You: there is a light that never goes out up the ass

Stranger: PayPhone up the ass

You: sexy and I know it up the ass

You: lol jk i just HAD to say it ;D

You: WOLOLO

Stranger: That was a good one lmfao

You: .....'LMFAO' ....DAH DUN CHOW! ;D

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Question to discuss:

Have You Ever Achieved Butt Climax?

You: well

Stranger: Many times

You: would you consider falling down the stairs climax?

You: because that has happened MANY times

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