The Many Adventures of Omegle

Death Note, Accidents, and Green Day

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello! :D

Stranger: Hi! :D

You: hows your face today?

You: is it doing okay after....*sniff* ...the accident?

Stranger: My..accident?? 3:

You: yes

Stranger: Wha what happened to me??

You: IT WAS TRAGIC

You: YOU----YOU---THE TREE BRANCH-----YOUR FACE COLIDED WITH A-----OHOHOHO!! NO! D':

You: YOUR POOR FACE

You: IT WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID

Stranger: DX

You: NNNNNEEEEEVVVVEEEERRR

Stranger: Whaaa DX

You: Do you like jelly?

Stranger: Grape.

You: Boisonberry flavored

You: D:

You: NO

You: NNNNNNOOOOO

Stranger: No no grape

You: THE GRAPES ARE EVIL!

You: EEEEVVVVVIIIILLLL

Stranger: Are not!

You: GRAPES WERE THE CAUSE OF YOUR LITTLE ACCIDENT

You: BRO

Stranger: D:

Stranger: Apple

You: :O

You: APPLE?

You: DID YOU SAY ...APPLE?

Stranger: Im a lady DX

Stranger: Yes

You: *whistles*

Stranger: Apple

You: OH RYZAKI :D

You: come hither boy!!!

You: I WILL FEED YOU THE BONES OF NEAR

You: HE TASTES LIKE CHICKEN ON CERTAIN DAYS

You: MOSTLY WEDNESDAYS

You: BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER

You: ...............

Stranger: Im no dog D:<

You: EAT THE NEAR CHILD

You: EEEEAAAATTTT IIIITTT!

You: EAT IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

Stranger: NO

Stranger: NO

Stranger: ILL EAT YOU

You: BEFORE MELLO BUSTS IN LIKE A MAFIA BOSS AND KILLS HIM WITH HIS LEATHER WHIP!

Stranger: VEFORE I EAT CHILD

You: PSH!

You: SORRY BRO!

Stranger: LADY

You: I'M POISONESS TO FACES LIKE YOURS! >:D

Stranger: D':

You: MWHAHA! YOU MAD JELLY?

You: >:D

You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME

Stranger: *sobs*

You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!

You: WOLOLOLO

You: OWLS

You: EVERONE LIKES OWLS

You: 'CAUSE YOUR THE KING OF THE BEAVERS

Stranger: :'(

You: THE KING OF THE BEAVERS

You: HEY MR. WHERE YOU HEADED?

You: ARE YOU IN A HURRY?

You: NEED A LIFT TO HAPPY HOUR SAY OH NO!

You: BREAK IN THE DISTLED SPIRTS

Stranger: SHUT UO

You: NEED A BREAK AS WELL

Stranger: UO

Stranger: UP

You: THERES A DROUGHT AT THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH SAY

You: 1

You: 2

Stranger: :l

You: 1

You: 2

You: 3

You: 4

You: BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BUSSUM BAM BAM!!

You: COLD TURKEYS GETTING STALER

You: TONIGHT I'M EATIN' CROW

You: FERMENTED SALMANILA POISON OAK NO!

Stranger: What the crap are you singing?

You: ~Billie Joe SEXY Armstrong everybody xD

You: what if that wasn't a song

You: what if that's how i brushed my teeth

You: you would feel bad

You: WOULDN'T YOU! D:

You: *SNIFF SNIFF*

Stranger: Would not.

You: YOU

You: YOU FEIN!

You: I CAN'T STAND TO LOOM AT ANYMORE

You: GOOD DAY SIR!

Stranger: You hurt my feelings v~v

You: I SAID GOOD DAY!

You have disconnected.

......Eh....what can I say.....I get bored ;D