The Many Adventures of Omegle

The Longest Conversation Iv'e maintained EVER! :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI

Stranger: hi

You: whats your sex ..HAHAHAHAAH sex :']

Stranger: lmaooo

Stranger: f

Stranger: yours?

You: me too

You: i think....

Stranger: wtfff?

You: my gender changes every time i sneeze

You: so yeah...

You: I EXPAND

Stranger: W

Stranger: T

Stranger: F

Stranger: ?

You: ...TRIANGLES!!

You: :d

You: heheheheheeheh

You: awe

You: that

You: was

You: a

You: lower

You: case

You: D

You: fffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkk...MUFFINS

Stranger: are u high?

You: wanna make a baby? eh!? :'D

You: no im on the floor

Stranger: sure

Stranger: why not!

You: so thats...-looks up-

You: LOW

Stranger: i'll ask again

Stranger: ARE YOU HIGH?

You: i remember the last time i was bald...-thinks back to yesterday-

You: IM NOT HIGH..THATS MY PROBLEM

You: im not crazy..HEHE

Stranger: lol

You: lets go malest cheese DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

You: i cant spell creeper words....

You: hey..eggs are good....

You: I WANT TO WABBLE A CHICKNS WADDLE

You: thats sounds nasty

You: ='D

Stranger: so do ham

You: teras of JOOOY!!

You: dam ham

You: its evil EVIL

You: like gummy worms...with salt

You: SALT BURNS WHEN YOI SHUVE IT UP YOUR ASS

Stranger: i want chicken waffles

Stranger: i eat eggs with mustard

You: chicken waffles are my favorite color!

You: mustard is ....NASTY D:

Stranger: my favorite color are trash can

You: can i poke your eyeball

You: ball

You: BALLS

You: awe my cat is sleeping

Stranger: do you like hairy balls?

You: lets throw mustard pickles on him DD

You: eehehehehehehheeh

You: HA HA YOUR DEAD AND IM SO HAPPY YOU WERE AN ASSHOLE AND NOW YOUR GONE

You: oh and ..

You: just as long as they shave

You: wow...

You: this is the longest conversation i ever ga on here

Stranger: hahahahaha

You: people are usally creeped out by no...

You: LIKE MUFFINS

Stranger: i wont go

Stranger: you'e funny

You: thank not!

Stranger: you're not welcome:d

You: lol this dude on here asked if i was man or woman

You: andi said..

Stranger: i get high with perfume

You: im a female impersanator ')

You: ooooo

Stranger: i save my legs with sour cream

You: calone smells better :S

You: dog shit doesnt....

You: now....

You: GET OFF MY LAWN!!

You: -pulls out shotgun-

Stranger: do you have zits?

You: -aims it at you-

You: my pet awn gnome will rape you IIITTTTT WWWWIIILLLL RRRRAAAAAPPPPEEEE YYYOOOUUU GGGOOOOOOODDDD!!

You: like a boss

Stranger: i put shaving cream on my face and scream HO HO HO HAPPY CHRITMAS

You: EWW MY CAT JUST GOT ON MY BED

Stranger: kick him

You: IT IS NOW COVERED IN HIS BALLEY PRESENCE D:

You: no i love him

Stranger: y dog is pooping on your backyard

You: thats why i kick him

You: yeah i saw

You: i just stepped in it

You: he poops cornflakes

You: ..so i got my milk

You: MILK

Stranger: can you eat it?

You: DOG SHIT

You: COOOMMMBBBIIINNNEEEE

You: sure did

You: it tasted LIKE A MONKEYS BACK HAIR

Stranger: so if he poops cornflakes.... he pee milk?

You: wow i progressing fast

You: just 5 miniutes ago

You: you gave birth to me

You: so my first single word to you will be....

You: MOTHER GET YOUR BOBBIES DOWN HERE AND FEED MY SMALL COLORFULL ASS >

You: but that was just my first sentance...

You: my first word was...

Stranger: LMFAOOOOOOO

You: popcicle

Stranger: i eat cake with a knife

You: WHEN THAT DECIEVNG NERSARY RHYME SAID THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON

You: I BELIEVED THERE RYMEY ASSES

You: so when i saw a cow on the ground

You: i though it got shot and fell....

Stranger: i only know that you suck your dads dick

You: so i milked it! in its eyeball

Your conversational partner has disconnected.