The Many Adventures of Omegle

It's Always Fun To Talk To Yourself! :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: DO YOU LIKE HOBOS?

You: YEAH I LIKE HOBOS!

You: DO YAH LIKE PEDOPHILES?

You: SURE BRO, I LIKE PEDOPHILES!

You: DO YAH LIKE WHITE VANS?

You: *creeps up on you*

You: Uh.............

You:  Oh yeah....Hello 8-)

You: PSH! DON'T SAY HI TO THE ENEMY!!

You: She's not the enemy caral.....valm the fuck down.........

You: VALM? WHAT IS THIS VALM!!! IT'S CALM BITCH CCCCAAAAALLLLLLMMMMM!!!

You: Caral.....don't make me put you back in the cereal box........

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi! :D

Stranger: hi

Stranger: f...rite?

You: Hey who are you talking to?

You: AHH OH MY GOD IT'S YOU!!

You: AAAAAAHHHHHHH

You: THE FUCK BRO?

You: HOW DID YOU GET HERE

You: I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN ARABIA!!

Stranger: in search of u

You: OMNOMNOM

You: Oh well I took the trolly! :D

Stranger: wanna sex chat

You: ONE DOES SIMPLY TAKE THE TROLLY

You: THA'S NBHSD THATS OBSERD!!

You: Bahah your face is obserd 8-)

Stranger: ok

You: YJHERDFK HOW DARE YOU SULLY ME FACE!!

You: TO THE DEATH WITH YE SCONDRAL!!

You: OH YEAH? COME AT ME STUPID FACE!!

You: OH!!!

You: NOW MY FACE HUH BRO!?

Stranger: wanna ma cock

You: WELL THEN!! IT'S ON!!

You: *grabs chainsaw*

You: OH A CHAINSAW?

You: IT THAT ALL YOU GOT BUB?

You: *eats chinsaw*

Stranger: fuck yourself

You: WHAT BITCH!/

You: JHKSDSL

Stranger: finger your pussy