The Beiber Battle ^_^

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Now this my friends.......is a glorious selection of low fat yogurts...just kidding it's my opinion on Justin Beiber.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey broseph! :D

Stranger: heyy :]

You: Do you like justin beiber?

Stranger: 17 f

You: Cause I really hate him

Stranger: are you horny?

You: with a gross shrivled up little passion

You: it's a passion that's so small

You: I want to kick it under the fridge

You: with a mosquito leg

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI! :D

Stranger: Yolo

You: WOO!!

You: FOR NARNIA!! :D

You: Do you like justin beoiber? o_O

Stranger: Someone had a five hour energy

Stranger: I hate Justin beiber more than anything on this aney

Stranger: *planet

You: LETS BURN HIM WITH A TABLE CLOTH

You: BURN HIS STUPID HEAD RIGHT OFF THE PLANET OF ENGLAND FACE!!

Stranger: Lets rob his lil ass

You: OOMNOMNOM

You: HIS CRACKER ASS

You: BECAUSE HE'S SO BLACK

You: BAHAHA HE'S SO BLACK OBAMA CAN SHOOT HIM :3

Stranger: Hes a bitch ass nikka white boy tha thinks he can rap

You: Well now that we cleared that up.........

You: Whats your favorite color bubska? :D

You: oh and to your previous statement.......

Stranger: I love the combo of black an red

You: 5 hour energies can suck my small purple ass

You: I'M ON HAPPY HABBIT BITCH!! >:D

You: OMNOMNOM

You: FRODO PIZZA

You: GANDOLF POOP

Stranger: Are u high as kies

You: VOLDEMORTS NIPPLES

You: I like pies!! :D

Stranger: Propane

You: especially cake looking ones

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