The Many Adventures of Omegle

In Honor Of Homestuck

(A/N: WHY HELLO MY LOVELY FUCKS OF THE INTERWEBS! :D So yes...I do believe it's time to start harassing people again ~~~> insert perfectly creepy chortle here <~~~~~)

So I introduce to you................

THE DAY OF THE HONKING!! *evil lightning noises*

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: Hey .

You: Howdy Bub! :D

You: HOLA

You: HERRO

You: HIEEEEEE

You: HOOCHIE HI

Stranger: You must be Horny :[

You: Maybe *licks lips creepily*

Stranger: Woah.

You: HONK

Stranger: Male ?

You: Nay

You: I have Femaletality

You: HONK

Stranger: What.

You: HONK

Stranger: Cracked out

You: HONK

Stranger: I still love you though

You: HONK

Stranger: Sex sounds?

You: HONK

Stranger: I'm not Disconnecting.

You: HONK HONK HONK HONK

You: Good then I can continue laughing hysterically

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

You: HONK

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(S-She LIED to me! D:)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: Heyy!!!!!!