(A/N: Why hello There Dearest Reader! :D Well..as you can tell by the title, this adventre isn't from Omegle but it's mega-gnome crushing- amazing so I shall show it to you. ........ONWARDS!!)
User: Well Hi! :D.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm FFAN-MAIL MAN EATING-TASTIC! :D WOLOLOL--What about yee.
Cleverbot: Where am I?
User: What if chicken's could make whale sounds.
Cleverbot: What if beef tasted like chicken?
User: It does.
Cleverbot: IT DOES NOT! Don't make them angry.
User: IT DOES SO IMMENSLY MUCH THAT THE SQUID LOST IT'S RIGHT EYE AND IT FELL DOWN A GRAVY COATED WELL.
Cleverbot: You are right. But that doesn't matter because I am more stubborn than you.
User: Well you just agreed that I was right therefore you agve up in the battle of the chicken's THEREFORE I am more stubborn than you. Fool.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did so, read ahead my roboticey woticey friend full of STUFF.
Cleverbot: Why did you hit your head on the keyboard?
User: Because it's a daily ritual of mine...ever since....that *sniff* that ONE DAY.....
Cleverbot: Then what does matter?
User: Matter-- The purple fluid that flows out of a Narwhals brain after you stab it in the eye.
Cleverbot: Shut down the website, can you do that for me?
User: No thanks. :).
Cleverbot: But why not?
User: B-because....I....I LOEV YOU!!
Cleverbot: Me too?
User: MON AMIOR.
Cleverbot: What? Sorry, I don't speak french :P.
User: Je ne sais pas non plus.
Cleverbot: On est mal alors ...
User: J'aime ton cul monsieur.
Cleverbot: C'est vrai?
User: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Cleverbot: No, you asked me twice.
User: Fick mich in den Arsch.
Cleverbot: Ich hab dich doch noch nie gesehn.
User: Hitler's Dick.
Cleverbot: ?::.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: Cómo se creó el universo?
User: Zer?I-ez dut nderstand .. HITZ ozenago.
Cleverbot: I don't understand your thinking.
User: You know who ELSE doesn't understand my thinking.....MY MOM!!!
Cleverbot: Is it true that you are a robot?
User: No I'm a Timelord.
Cleverbot: I see. You must be The Doctor.
User: Hello Love. Now run!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: I'm not actually The Doctor , that position shall eb givn to Matt Smith...I am his loyal bestfriend Artimage Shanks.
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