The Many Adventures of Omegle

My Collection Of Shenanigans! :D

~I bless thee with the sexyness of Green Day! WOLOLO!~

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 15 m

You: HOW!

You: MAN!?

You: MAN!!

You: YOU

You: ARE

You: A

You: MAN!?

You: WHAT

You: THE

You: FUCK

You: BRO

You: ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY STATE THERE GENDER

You: IT'S UNEXCEPTIBLE IN THE STATE OF JAMICA!

You: UUUNNNNEEEEEXXXXCCCCEEEPPPPPTTTTAAAAABBBBBBLLLLEEEE!!!

Stranger: ...but I had to put my gender id we wanted to have a convo

You: NO! NAY!! *HISS* FOR THIS! YOUR FORTH CHILD SHALL GROW AN UNAPPEALING WART ON IT'S BUSSUM!!!

Stranger: ..............................

You: BUSSUM WARTS!! D:<

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 20 male india

You: We;; Hi! :D

Stranger: hi

You: something...female...blah blah

Stranger: sup?

You: somethignelse

Stranger: something?

You: well....my friend just died

Stranger: Oh i am sorry

You: his name was scrub

Stranger: how it happened?

You: well.....

You: *sniff*

You: we were n the bathroom......

You: together

You: and uhm

You: he fell

You: a nasty fall

Stranger: oh thats sad

You: and he broke his spine

You: i just ..snapped

You: like that

Stranger: and how you come on omegle after his death?

You: i must tell you something though

You: .....

Stranger: shouldn't you be mourning his death

You: my friend scrub.....

You: was a soap bar

You: YOU MAD BRO!? ;D

Stranger: ....fuck you! -_-

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(A/N: BAHAH! TROLOLO!!)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny f?

You: YO! :D

You: why I am infact female

You: horny...

You: well I am not yet old enough to drive so I have no idea of what your talking about?

Stranger: Asl?

Stranger: ahah

You: Asl....what ....what are you trying to say?

You: Asian Stupid Lepords?

Stranger: age sex location???

You: American..

You: oh!

You: haha.....

You: well that's a little creepy don't cha think?

You: ARE YOU A CREEP!?

You: YOUR HORNY CREEP

You: POLICE!!

You: PO-PO

You: GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE

You: I HAVE A MAN HARRASSING EM FOR MY SEX!!!

You: D:<

You: My god man!!

You: one does not simply ASK for sex -_-

You: psh!

You: bitch ^_^

Stranger: Ur fucked u waste ur time doing this on emegle ahahahaha bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(A/N: AHAH! NAY BITCH! >:D I spend my time pissing horny creeps off! ;D)