The Many Adventures of Omegle

How I Talk To People When It's 6am xD

~HEY BRO--------------------------> DID YOU JUST SEE THAT SPONTANEOUS ARROW!? BAHAHAHA IT'S GOIGN TO KILL YOUR CHILDREN! :D

Urh...anyways.....yeah I started to update a new chapter of 1,000 Ways To Die *for those ho give a shit* but I can't focus for the life of me so OMEGLE IS THE SOLUTION! WOLOLOLOL!! :D

KAY READ IT UP~

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI! :D

Stranger: bi m 20

You: my species is a meat consisting of the female dominance

You: usa

You: ......and other stuff.....

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: YO!

You: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You: "You"

You: ......

You: "Yo"

You: YOU YO YOU YO YOU YO

You: IT'S LIKE A FUCKING YO-YO BUT WITH YOU!

You: *wink wink*

You: *nudge nudge*

You: *slap slap*

You: OHOHOHOH ABUSIVE ARE WE?!? ;D

You: YOU *winks and drools* Oh Stoppit! ;D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi! :D

Stranger: heeyy asl :) x

You: I'M A LADY HURH HURH HURH! :D

Stranger: :) x

You: *turns head sideways*

You: is that in fact a beard growing on your smiley face? :D

You: LIKE A HOBO KING!?

You: *gasp*

You: I LOVE HOBO KINGS

You: IT'S LIEK BURGER KING BUT.....WITH NO BURGERS....AND HOMELESS PEOPLE........

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: HEY! :D

Stranger: m

You: n

You: o

You: p

You: q

You: r

You: s

You: t

You: u