The Many Adventures of Omegle

The Derp King Of The Internet

A/N: BAHAHA HELLO MY SPECIMAN OF POPCICLES AND TORTILLA'S :D Schools out..fuck yeah....so I have decided to update this shit. HUMNUHAH! HUMANUH! *growls and splutters grape juice all over the floor* ^_^ Okay yeah.....ENJOY! XD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI! :d

Stranger: m wanting a f for sex chat

You: Oh really? ;D

You: well your in luck.........

You: Barney LOVES to sex chat people :D

HIT HIM UP BROSEPH

Stranger: :D

You: :D

You: I bet your babies would be a nice shade of pink

You: not the crappy puse pink

You: but a nice SOLID "I'm a rapist" pink

You: just like my mom's fanny pack

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI! :D

Stranger: Hi.

Stranger: sigh

You: how art thou goos she?

Stranger: eh

You: WOLOLOLOLOLOLO

You: GODZILLA WILL STEAL YOUR UNDERGARMENTS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

Stranger: that sucks.

You: HE'S STARTING A COLLECTION

You: OF BASEBALL TROPHIES

Stranger: is your name wyatt

You: "Hhehe your panties will make a lovely addition to the pile!" >:)

You: *slurp slurp*

Stranger: if it is i know you

You: I WISH my name was Wyatt

You: IS SHE PREGNANT? :D

Stranger: who

You: Wyatt

Stranger: no

You: LIES!!

You: I KNOW he's pregger's

You: I can see it in her eyes

Stranger: stop using caps

Stranger: prease

You: B-But the caps loves you.....IT LOVES YOU SSSSOOOO MUCH!!!

You: okay

Stranger: wtf

Stranger: asl?

You: I'll stop capsing it up just because you said batman