The Many Adventures of Omegle

*flaps arms in the air like a rooster* VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI! :D

Stranger: hello!

You: WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GILLY AND THE SUN WAS GOING DDDOOOOOWWWWWNNNNN

You: THE DARKNESS AND THE SHADOWS WOULD ALWAYS MAKE ME FFFRRRROOOOOWWWWWWNNNNN

You: LIKE A BIG FAT PORK WITHNOT ONE

You: NOT TWO

You: BUT THREE

You: THREE EYES

You: OH

You: MIA

You: GAWD

You: SHIT

You: TROLOLOLOLO

You: DRAGON BALLS DRAGON BALLS SWIMMING INT HE OCEAN

You: CAUSING A COMOTION

You: CAUSE THEY ARE SO HOT

You: IFYOUKNOWWHATIMEAN

You: WOLOLOLOLOLOLO

You: so how art hou youngith stranger?

You: :D

You: ................

You: hello?

You: baby?

You: ANSWER ME

You: D:

You: I FELL LIKE I'M TALKING TO MYSELF AGAIN

You: BAHAHAHAHA

Stranger: stop yelling at me

You: how are you?

You: good good

You: how are YOU?

You: oh very excellent

You: well I DON'T CARE

You: D: what?

You: I

You: DON'T

You: CARE

You: YAH

You: SHIT

You: :O

You: RODGER!!

You: HOW COULD YOU!?

You: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHIGN SPECAIL!!

You: BAHAH YOU WHORE!!

Stranger: it's too late for this garbitch.

You: I LOVE YOU TOO ASHLYNN!

You: :O THAT'S NOT EVEN MY NAME!?

You: WHAT IS ASHLYNN ONE OF THE WHORES YOU FUCK?

You: INDEED!!