You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OI! :D
You: LETS SING CHRISTMAS SONGS! :D
You: --BITCH
You: I shall indeed start.
You: *ahemith*
You: YOUR MOM'S NUTTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE!
You: JACK FROST NIPPIN' AT CHO NIPPS!
You: YOUTIDE CARROLS MANY SONGS MANY SINGS MERR--GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN YOU PRICK!
You: MEHEHEHE I'LL CALL THE PO-PO
You: HARASSMENT!
You: *BARK BARK*]
You: HARASS
You: OF
You: LE
You: MENT
You: OHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOOHO
You: Do you ever wonder what kind of panties Santa wears? o_O
You: He seems to be the tighti wightie type of guy but......you never know.......
You: OR HE'S CAPTAIN COMANDO! :D
You: BWHAHAHAHA Just imagine that shit........
You: You wake up.....walk downstairs at 2am and BOOM! SANTA'S BUTTCRACK IN YOUR FACE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Well Hi! :D
Stranger: helloder
You: Are you Jewish?
Stranger: nope
You: You smell Jewish
Stranger: YOU smell Jewish
You: HEY BUDDY!! I LIEK CRAYONS JUST ASS MUCH AS YOU DO! NO NEED TO PULL THE BLACK CARD! D":
Stranger: WHO SAID I LIKED CRAYONS HUH???? HUH HUH
You: Did Hitler celebrate Christmas?
You: Just imagine him at New Years going
You: "TEN!" "NEIN!" JEW!!! *blows up kitchen*
Stranger: hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAH
You: gfhjdtgrcbtyxjgchtbfd
You: I-I really REALLY love yah man.......like..foshowshies.....
You: MARRY ME O_O
Stranger: OKKK
You: yes!!!!
You: SCORE
You: ~LEVEL UP~
Stranger: AHAHAHAHA
You: I'll meet you at 12359 Avenue Park on Friday September 5th, 1997.
You: Be there mother fucker.
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The Many Adventures of Omegle
RandomThis is what happens when an under aged girl decides to go on Omegle....
