The Many Adventures of Omegle

What Are My Slippers Doing On Omegle?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi! :D

Stranger: guess what

You: hmm?

You: 8-)

Stranger: i said guess damn it!

You: BEIBER. JUSTIN BEIBER

You: DO YOU LIKE THE NIGGER?

You: OR NAY?

Stranger: NO THATS NOT THE ANSWER

You: YOUR MOM

You: IS

Stranger: although it's a simlar answer

You: A

You: BANSHEE

Stranger: I"M TAKING A DUMP FWAHAHAH

You: VOLDEMORTS NIPPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

You: YEAH!! :D

You: POOPPIE!! :D

Stranger: AWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: Well seriously .....do you likr the BEIBER kid? o_O

Stranger: i bought an office chair that doubles as a toilet. mmm boy.

and no not really haha. i don't know him very well though :p don't like his music at least.

You: HGASJH BAHAHAHA LETS KILL HIM WITH ORANGE JUICE

You: wait I have to read your answer brb.

Stranger: is that possible?

You: YEASJKH HAHAHA AYES

You: ASK MY GOLDFISH CRAYON

You: HE DIED IN MY POCKET

You: BAHAHAHAHHAAA

Stranger: FROM ORANGE JUICE? NO WAY

You: YES WAY

You: BRO

You: BUBSAK

You: BROSEPH

Stranger: HAHAHAHA POWNED

You: FLAMMINY TURDS OF JUSTICE

Stranger: I AGREE

Stranger: I AM DEPLOYING THE FAMINNY TURDS OF JUSTICE

You: DO YOU LIKE DEATHNOTE?

You: I MEAN

You: DEATH

You: NOTE

You: HAH

You: HAHAH

Stranger: I DON"T KNOW IT

You: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA

Stranger: HOLP

You: NATE RIVERS WILL FUCK YOU