The Many Adventures of Omegle

Gender! >:D

(That picture over there is the wonderful picture I sent that nice gentleman in case you couldn't see it)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: HI! :D

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: male or female ?

You: What gender do you think i am?

Stranger: m

Stranger: :D

You: :D

You: CORRECT

You: BOYAY

You: YOU

You: WIN

You: A

You: FREE

You: ....whatever you want.......

Stranger: Blow Job? ;D

You: LOL Uh....... SURE THING KIDDO!

Stranger: YAY! :D

You: Ready?

Stranger: yeah

You: Okay.... *le immaginary  zip*

Stranger: :)

You: Jk bro I'm a girl >:)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi! :D

Stranger: hii

Stranger: :)

You: wololol I like smelling like trees :)

You: trees are nice :)

You: espically boy trees.

Stranger: haha

Stranger: ok

You: there is this one tree i *hehe* have a crush on :)

You: he's hot

Stranger: is it mine? :P

You: OH NO PLEASE DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT! D:

You: HE WOULD HATE ME FOREVER D':

You: BOHHHHOOOOOOOO

Stranger: no he wont

You: really?

You: how do you know? *sniff*

Stranger: yes really

Stranger: coz im friends with him

You: :D

You: and he told youn he liked me?

Stranger: yea he is standing erect, waiting for you :P

You: HORAY WE'LL MAKE THE GREATEST GAY COUPLE EVER! :D