The Many Adventures of Omegle

Last But Certainly Not Least.....well for now...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: HELLO OH CHILD OF GIRAFFE BALLS OF TISSUE PAPAER!! :D

Stranger: uhm ...are you high or....

You: I choose to believe unicorns are are the secrect decendents of my great grandma.....they both have a lot in commen....you can barely understand them when they talk, they foam up at the mouth from time to time, they both have humungas DICKS on their forehead, and they are both PURELY MAGESTIC!! <3 :D

Stranger: Okay WTH!!?? SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE YOU TAKING!? Can I hve some? ;D

You: Do you know why women can't swim?

Stranger: Enlighten Me

You: Well, If it's a tuesday the the pissed of dwarfs come out from the cubbords seeking revenge on the mothers who put them in their to clean the cheese from the shelves. So once they are set free they immediately head towards the local pool and jump up and down on all the bitches with their spray tans un till they notice and scream with all their fake will. After a while they decide to take a swim but the dwarfs will stop them OH YOU BET YOU BOTTOM THEY WILL! They dive cap first into the pool and bite the toes off them mega bitches so they will be to embarassed to be seen in public without a proper manicure. So they leave and never come back again.... But if it's a Wednesday, Oh that's a dfferent story ;D

Stranger: .....i have no response for that....

You: JK bro it's cause of periods ;D

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