The Many Adventures of Omegle

Declaring Your Love To Random Strangers! :D

(A/N: HEY! HEY! HEY! IT'S FAT--*gets pelted with thousands of cheese balls* Okay! Okay! D:~le splutter~So yeah.......I'm going to update this shit.....LIKE A MAFIA BOSS WITH EYELASH SYNDROM! ERHH!!)

Here we go... Case One: The Hater Of Kittens:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi! :D

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: how ru ?

You: I.....I have something to tell you.......

Stranger: yes

You: I've been keeping this secret inside me for a while and it's eating my heart......

You: ............

You: I LOVE YOU!!!

You: THERE

You: I SAID IT!!

Stranger: i love u too

Stranger: from?

You: R-Realy?

You: Y-Your not just saying that?

Stranger: yes

You: *sniff*You: OH JOY!! :D NOW WE CAN B A HAPPY COUPLE AND RAISE KITTENS TOGETHER! :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Case Two: Spontaneous Love! >:)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: Hey 16 m usa,u?

You: I LOVE YOU

Stranger: I love me too!

You: I LOVE YOU MORE BATCH

Stranger: I love you more bacth XD

Stranger: batch*

You: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT LOVE CAN'T LOVE LOVE

Stranger: I love you more then Islamic Extermists love Allah!

You: I LOVE YOU MORE THAN OBESE KIDS LOVE EXERCISING

Stranger: Aww so you hate me

You: I LOVE YOU

Stranger: But OBESE KIDS hate EXERCISING

You: I

You: LOVE

You: YOU

You: MORE

You: THAN

You: THE

You: MOON

You: LOVES

You: PUDDING

Stranger: I love you more then then the Earth loves going around the sun

You: PSH! THA'S OBESIST!! XD