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SexyDogBuns

Name Inigo Montonya
Location California (I have now made it 16% easier to stalk me ^_^)
Member Since Dec 29, 2011
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Hello Lads! :D

My name is Jenny, and I have a deep and passionate love for bacon, gravy and pineapples. 

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My Patronus is an Eagle-Jakle-Stag-Rabbit-Dolphin-Phoenix-Spider .....just thought I'd throw that out there.....

Bwhahha It's hot okay! xD

~My taste in music consists of a very large, ever changing list.....just....here's my playlists. :s~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoTEnaAI9Fo&list=PL5CF5EA6FA3252C5E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CYDgezeQas&list=PLndTGwIL5CdzUBPxM-kkYxLCAui8fe6HK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP6Y4fUWZ4k&list=PL2479F10E573EE9ED

My favorite actor of all time is Ewan Mcgregor. I'm seriously obsessed with this man...if one of his movies were to come on TV....oho...."MOVE OVER DAD! IT'S TIME TO WATCH ME SOME EWAN! UNF!"

I'm a socially awkward, weird as fuck, insane, man child that can't hold down a normal conversation for ore than two minutes. And while being that person I just happen to love: Star Wars, LOTR, Doctor Who, Avatar the Last Airbender, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Chronicles of Narnia, and anything else that will get you beat up. Oh Jolly! ^O^

The only kind of books I can tolerate reading are comic books because........because.....well shit! Whenever I start to read a normal book, I will get around to the first in a half chapter and then the book will fly out of my hands, scream at me in Elfish, then karate chop me in the face with it's fist. 

BOOKS ARE EVIL I TELL YOU. *HISS* 

EVIL! O_'O'

"Another ten points from Gryffindor. I would expect nothing more sophisticated from you, Ronald Weasley, the boy so solid he cannot Apperate half an inch across a room." 
- Senior Snape

ERHURHURHURHUR--POTATO, POAHTATO, TOMATO.......MEATLOAF.

Works

A Midsummer's Night Macaroni

A Midsummer's Night Macaroni

1 page, updated May 20, 2013
tags / yes
46 reads votes 4 comments 40
Danger Days: The True Lives of The Shit-Faced Bastards

Danger Days: The True Lives of The ****-Faced Bastards

6 parts / 15 pages, updated Feb 18, 2013PG-13
What do you get when you add Four crazy best friends, Four fabulous gentlemen, and a pack of man killing Dracs? Well you simply get, One HELL... read more
1,056 reads votes 31 comments 64
Poem/One Shot Thing

Poem/One Shot Thing

1 page, updated Dec 31, 2012PG-13VideoCompleted
47 reads votes 4 comments 6
Et Puis Etaient y Deux

Et Puis Etaient y Deux

3 pages, updated Dec 22, 2012PG-13VideoPictures
WARNING: This, right here, is the weirdest Doctor Who fan fiction you will EVER read. I can seriously curl up in a ball on my kitchen floor cackle/sobbing at the st... read more
92 reads votes 13 comments 22
The Many Adventures of Omegle

The Many Adventures of Omegle

31 parts / 37 pages, updated Dec 03, 2012PG-13Video
This is what happens when an under aged girl decides to go on Omegle....
8,380 reads votes 215 comments 274
The Evil Gnomes of Tuesdays

The Evil Gnomes of Tuesdays

6 parts / 12 pages, updated Aug 15, 2012PG-13Video
879 reads votes 35 comments 139
1,000 Ways To Die While Wearing Pants

1,000 Ways To Die While Wearing Pants

14 parts / 57 pages, updated Aug 08, 2012PG-13Video
FUCK NOT AGAIN!?!! *dies* This is really getting old... Ahh, don't worry I'll be fine in the morning -_- ..I always am. My name is IS and ever sinc... read more
3,141 reads votes 113 comments 269
The Day Gerard Meet Strawberry (a requested one-shot)

The Day Gerard Meet Strawberry (a requested one-shot)

2 pages, updated Aug 01, 2012PG-13VideoCompleted
For those of you who read this.....................BOOM! YOU WILL NOW FOREVERMORE WISH YOU WERE A VANILLA ICE CREAM CONE! ;D
175 reads votes 13 comments 17
The Tale Of Fredrick The Gay Unicorn Father

The Tale Of Fredrick The Gay Unicorn Father

2 pages, updated Jul 27, 2012PG-13VideoCompleted
Uh.......................There are absolutely no words to describe this...............just.....................just fucking enjoy this you lot you! ;D
398 reads votes 15 comments 61
Titles Are For The Weak ._.

Titles Are For The Weak ._.

2 parts / 5 pages, updated Jul 17, 2012PG-13VideoPictures
Well if you can't tell......this is a Death Note fan fiction and I was forced to write it because of Link and Rachel c: Anywho..... My plan is to break the sto... read more
78 reads votes 5 comments 21

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SexyDogBuns

1 week ago
@SweetlyOBitter fjzhtdycd IT FUCKING MISSED YOU TOO! :'D

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*crawls backwards to hug yer legs*
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SweetlyOBitter

1 week ago
OMFG I FUCKING MISSED YOUR CRAZINESS UMPF UAGNSHAGS
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SexyDogBuns

1 week ago
@SweetlyOBitter LOVE! :D

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Fuck yeah i remember you. *bites Gerds nipple*

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SweetlyOBitter

1 week ago
(do you remember me i)
SexyDogBuns
SexyDogBuns

3 weeks ago
@TheOtherSmith Doh shucks. :3
TheOtherSmith
TheOtherSmith

3 weeks ago
o_o ohmygosh your profile picture you're so pretty :)
SexyDogBuns
SexyDogBuns

1 month ago
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I'M GOING TO GO SEE STAR TREK 2 THIS WEEKEND JUST BECAUSE HE'S THE ULTRA SEXY BAD GUY.

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I MISS YOU TOO MY CABBAGE PATCH BUTCHER KNIFE! :'D

WOLOLOLOLOLOL--I'm doing fantastic! :D How about yee?
SexyDogBuns
SexyDogBuns

1 month ago
@MadHatter69 He is a beautiful human meatloaf indeed my good she sir. *tips hat*

TheGhostOfYou
TheGhostOfYou

1 month ago
@SexyDogBuns BUTTERED TOAST!
unf, how have you been my little chilli bean?
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I think I'm in love with Benedict Cumberbatch, pls send help xoxo

I MISS YOUR LITTLE LETTUCEPIEFACE!
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MadHatter69
MadHatter69

1 month ago
Love the background, David Tennant is my favourite Dr ever <3

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