One shots: Supernatural style

We Are Never....

A little inspiration hit me, and it reminded me of this song... so, small explanation, about my NOTP's breaking up. This should be fun...
I remember when we broke up, the first time, saying this is it I've had enough, cause like, we hadn't seen each other in a month, when you, said you, needed space, what?

"Lisa this is ridiculous!" Dean yells.

Lisa's in tears.

"I'm sorry Dean!"

"You leave me and Ben alone for a MONTH Lisa! And then when you come crawling back you say you cheated on me?"

"Dean..."

"No, Lisa, we're done. I can't do this anymore. Goodbye."

Dean walks out the door and gets into his Impala.

Then you come around again and say, Baby, I miss you and I swear I'm gonna change, trust me, remember how that lasted for a day? I say, 'I hate you,' we break up, you call me 'I love you',

"APRIL THIS IS RIDICULOUS!"

"But Steve..."

"MY NAME IS NOT STEVE, ITS CAS. WHY CANT YOU GET THAT RIGHT? OH YEAH, BECAUSE YOUR CRAZY!"

"Steve!"

"No, April, we're done."

Castiel gets into his '78 Lincoln and drives away.

Ooh, ooh oh oh, we called it off again last night, but ooh oh oh oh, this time, I'm telling you I'm telling you,

Lucifer walks into his house to see his girlfriend entangled with another man on his couch.

"Rowena?"

They both look at him.

"Oh, Lucifer,"

"No, Rowena, I had suspected this for a while now, but... on my couch? Really?"

"Lucifer,"

"No, don't speak, just get dressed and get out. Both of you."

They do as they're told and get out. Lucifer huffs.

"I'm gonna need a new couch...."

We are never ever ever, getting back together, no we, are never ever ever, getting back together, you go talk to your friends talk to my friends talk to me, but we, are never ever ever, getting back together

"Adam,"

"Michael..."

They both sigh.

"We knew this wasn't working. This just proves it." Michael says.

"Yeah...." Adam replies.

"No hard feelings?"

"None at all."

Like ever.....
"Really Kali? Really? Baldur? BALDUR?" Gabriel yells.

"I'm sorry Gabriel,"

"No, really, your not. Have fun with your life. I'm fine."

Gabriel sticks a lollipop in his mouth and walks out.

I'm really gonna miss picking fights, and me falling for it screaming that I'm right, and you would, hide away and find your peace of mind, with some indie record that's much cooler than mine,

"You cheated on me."

"Yes."

"With a woman."