The Many Adventures of Omegle

How to get people to disconnect quickly! xD

Step One: Bring up the SHITS of The Summer

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: FLYING ANTS

You: I HATE THEM

You: I HATE THEM SO MUCH

You: THEY CAN DROWN IN THE FLEAS OF MORDOOR

You: JSGDK

You: oh well anyways......

You: Hello! :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Step Two: One does not simply BRING UP BEIBER in a conversation

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi hi hi

You: BEIBER! JUSTIN BEIBER!

Stranger: wht

Stranger: i love justin

You: HE LIEK YEW!!

You: UH UH

You: HE LIKE YOU GOOD GURL

You: VERY GOOD

You: CREEPY GOOD

Stranger: thank..friki

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

( PFFT! I know this shold have been in the beiber battle but...he's a sparkling na na na and your face is stupid! )

Step 3: Pissing off Horney Fuckwads

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: 8 inch dick here im 16 usa male with skype

You: Hello

Stranger: m f

You: Do you like hamsters?

Stranger: yea y'

You: mf=MALL FOY >:D

You: OMNOMNOM

Stranger: ok

You: I'm a chick

Stranger: and

You: chickita

You: chick lala

Stranger: hi

You: guuuuuuurl

Stranger: age

You: why would I give my age out on Omegle?

You: THATS OBSURD

You: i'm 14

Stranger: haha u punny

You: thanks ssssssSEXY *'wink*

Stranger: unhonry