Hospitals

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Hospitals are weird, man.

First off, I'm there all the time. It's like they put these obsticles in my life just so I could go there and they can earn money. Yes, that is my final theory.

Today I went to a different part of the hospital and I see a fucking gift shop. Flowers, get well cards, balloons? No. There is fucking weird hospital toys and hospital fucking candy. Who the hell wants to buy hospital candy? They even have books about mantaining your health and shit. No no no no hospital, bad hospital.

THEN, when I went to get an X-Ray for my broken pinky, the lady was asking me all these questions. She was a really nice lady, with a really peppy voice and then...

" Can you get pregnant?"

She said it in such a happy voice and I was like

" What the fuck?"

Why couldn't she just ask if I've had my period? I'm 16, of course I've had my period. Ever since I was fucking 11.

The fucking doctor was looking at my babies (boobs) and Juanita and Pepita did not like that.

In the end:

I hate hospitals...but they have a nice scent.

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