You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello! :D
Stranger: Hi! :D
You: hows your face today?
You: is it doing okay after....*sniff* ...the accident?
Stranger: My..accident?? 3:
You: yes
Stranger: Wha what happened to me??
You: IT WAS TRAGIC
You: YOU----YOU---THE TREE BRANCH-----YOUR FACE COLIDED WITH A-----OHOHOHO!! NO! D':
You: YOUR POOR FACE
You: IT WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID
Stranger: DX
You: NNNNNEEEEEVVVVEEEERRR
Stranger: Whaaa DX
You: Do you like jelly?
Stranger: Grape.
You: Boisonberry flavored
You: D:
You: NO
You: NNNNNNOOOOO
Stranger: No no grape
You: THE GRAPES ARE EVIL!
You: EEEEVVVVVIIIILLLL
Stranger: Are not!
You: GRAPES WERE THE CAUSE OF YOUR LITTLE ACCIDENT
You: BRO
Stranger: D:
Stranger: Apple
You: :O
You: APPLE?
You: DID YOU SAY ...APPLE?
Stranger: Im a lady DX
Stranger: Yes
You: *whistles*
Stranger: Apple
You: OH RYZAKI :D
You: come hither boy!!!
You: I WILL FEED YOU THE BONES OF NEAR
You: HE TASTES LIKE CHICKEN ON CERTAIN DAYS
You: MOSTLY WEDNESDAYS
You: BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER
You: ...............
Stranger: Im no dog D:<
You: EAT THE NEAR CHILD
You: EEEEAAAATTTT IIIITTT!
You: EAT IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: NO
Stranger: ILL EAT YOU
You: BEFORE MELLO BUSTS IN LIKE A MAFIA BOSS AND KILLS HIM WITH HIS LEATHER WHIP!
Stranger: VEFORE I EAT CHILD
You: PSH!
You: SORRY BRO!
Stranger: LADY
You: I'M POISONESS TO FACES LIKE YOURS! >:D
Stranger: D':
You: MWHAHA! YOU MAD JELLY?
You: >:D
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
Stranger: *sobs*
You: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!
You: WOLOLOLO
You: OWLS
You: EVERONE LIKES OWLS
You: 'CAUSE YOUR THE KING OF THE BEAVERS
Stranger: :'(
You: THE KING OF THE BEAVERS
You: HEY MR. WHERE YOU HEADED?
You: ARE YOU IN A HURRY?
You: NEED A LIFT TO HAPPY HOUR SAY OH NO!
You: BREAK IN THE DISTLED SPIRTS
Stranger: SHUT UO
You: NEED A BREAK AS WELL
Stranger: UO
Stranger: UP
You: THERES A DROUGHT AT THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH SAY
You: 1
You: 2
Stranger: :l
You: 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: 4
You: BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BUSSUM BAM BAM!!
You: COLD TURKEYS GETTING STALER
You: TONIGHT I'M EATIN' CROW
You: FERMENTED SALMANILA POISON OAK NO!
Stranger: What the crap are you singing?
You: ~Billie Joe SEXY Armstrong everybody xD
You: what if that wasn't a song
You: what if that's how i brushed my teeth
You: you would feel bad
You: WOULDN'T YOU! D:
You: *SNIFF SNIFF*
Stranger: Would not.
You: YOU
You: YOU FEIN!
You: I CAN'T STAND TO LOOM AT ANYMORE
You: GOOD DAY SIR!
Stranger: You hurt my feelings v~v
You: I SAID GOOD DAY!
You have disconnected.
......Eh....what can I say.....I get bored ;D
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The Many Adventures of Omegle
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