destiel oneshots

Butt Grabs Lead To A Swing To The Face

Castiel

I was walking down the hallway as usual, minding my business as i wondered if i had any homework for my next class. I tucked my hands inside my hoodie and sighed softy at the warmth and the fact that i was half asleep.

A strong hand on my ass woke me up, my back turning quickly as i threw a punch without hesitation. I was angry at first, wondering who on earth would even attempt to grab my butt, but a deep flush of embarrassment swept over my face when i realized it was Dean; my boyfriend.

"Dean! Oh my god you idiot don't do that!" I reached my hands out to him as he held his hands over his nose. "Warn a guy next time, dude." His voice was nasal and his eyes started to water as i reached out with small laughs. "Im sorry, babe." I chuckled and pulled his hands away to see his nose was extremely red.

"God i didn't think you'd hit me..." He hissed slightly and rubbed his nose as i guided him down the hall with a smile. "I didn't think you'd grab my ass." I shot back with a small chuckle.

"Remind me not to do that again." "Will do, love."