Glodstar stood gr8cefuly in front of hes caln, and begin too giv a announce.
Suddenly Dividedfur popped up. "Wait, do you and Amethystglimmer still have a thing?"
He loked down at her. "Shat up, Dividfar. Know 1 lik u."
((Hey, be nice. Also, "shat" sounds a lot like, um, other words))
((Know 1 liks u either))
((Fite meh))
((I will)
((Fin))
((Fine. Meet me behind the school at 6:30))
((We life in dif countries tho))
((I'll be expecting you))
((Ill bee they're))
((Hey, can we get back to the RP now, please?))
((Sure))
((Shore))
Dividedfur walked over to Amethystglimmer. "Hey babe, run away with me. Let's leave that stupid little know it all behind. I am a much metter man than him."
*better. Sorry, I'm on mobile.
"But...but you're not a man"
"Amethystglimmer, that's kind of the point."
Glodstar cam two stan between the too shecets. "I wil hav u no that my mat is strate."
"Hmmph. About as straight as your spelling."
Glodstar glare at Dviedfer.
Amethystglimmer looked offended. "I will have you know that I am not straight, but in fact bi. Come on Dividedfur, we don't need no man"
Dividedfur snickered and walked away with Amethystglimmer, leaving Glodstar all by himself.
Written by Sushi, who really probably screwed this up apologizes in advance.
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