The Ballad Of The MoonClan Roleplay

Chapter 22

Princessheart walked casually back into the camp.

[Hey, wait a second! WE KICKED YOU OUT PRINCESSHEART! YOU WERE KILLED!] Darkshadow was in the camp closely watching everyone.

{It wasn't fair! Stop being a cyberbully!} Princessheart searched for a good piece of freshkill to eat.

[...You broke the rules. Your cat was killed, so therefore she no longer exists in this roleplay.]

{I was resurrected, like Starkit!}

[THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE, AND THAT FANFIC SUCKS!]

(dunt bee meene i roat taht annd i werkeed varey harrd onn et) Glayerdtt rmemmer howw laim Prisecesshrat wuz.

[You wrote Starkit's Prophecy?!]

(itt wazz mi ferst fnafic dant juge mee)

[...Back on topic, Princessheart was not resurrected by StarClan.]

{Then I was magically healed by the powers of catmint!}

[Catmint does not work like that...]

{Er....I was cloned from a bacteria cell by the US government!}

[...I believe that.]

{So I can stay? :D}

[No.]

{Please?}

[Give me one reason why I should let you back in.]

{I was robbed last night in real life?}

[I don't believe that at all]

{I was hit by a cement truck?}

[Yeah, right]

{I was abducted by the FBI!}

[And hedgehogs fly]

{That one was true! D:}

(No, it's not.) Goldheart rolled his eyes at Princessheart.

[:O uh....who are you and what have you done with Glodhart?!]

(I'm an undercover FBI agent. I can safely assure you Princessheart was not kidnapped by us.)

[You're FBI?! If you're undercover, why would you tell us?]

(My mission was to observe a dangerous criminal. That criminal is being apprehended as we speak, so I no longer need to maintain my disguise.)

[Who is the criminal?]

(Moonmoon is charged with the murder of 4 young children.)

"HEY! TELL THE SWAT TEAM TO STAY OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Moonmoon protested.

(You're under arrest. Justice always wins.)

"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I DIDN'T KNOW CYANIDE WAS POISONOUS!" Moonmoon pleaded.

(Tell it to the judge!)

"DARKSHADOW SAVE ME FROM THE EMPLOYEE OF THIS EVIL, TOTALITARIAN REGIME THAT I LIVE IN!" Princessheart yowled.

(The United States is a democracy, and the government aren't the bad guys.)

{You called me an attention whore!}

(I was in character...but it's actually true.)

{SEE THE GOVERNMENT IS PLOTTING MY DEMISE!}

(What have we done that's so bad?)

{You've been taken over by shape-shifter aliens!}

(I doubt that you seriously believe that.)

{You kidnap random children on the streets and brainwash them!}

(...No.)

{You faked the moon landing!}

(...Okay, that's actually true.)

{See, they admit it!}

(I don't wish to argue with you, young lady. My work here is done, so I'll be leaving this roleplay now.)

{The government agent has surrendered! I repeat, the American empire has been toppled!}

[...Well, I guess this just proves that you can never really know who people are on the Internet...]

A/N: Crazystar is back writing this chapter of this masterpiece! I hope you guys enjoyed, be sure to tell us what you think of the plot twists!