In this one shot, you are Frieza's counselor, you were the wisest, yet also the second strongest person in the universe. In the one shot, Goku never killed Frieza, it was the other way around.
Y-you. F- Frieza. V- Vegeta.
Z- Zarbon
Vegeta was now at the mercy of Frieza, when he asked if he had any last words......it wasn't too emotional as many would think....
F- *holding Vegeta* any last words?!
V- a-are you a guy or a girl?
F- *blasts him*
V- worth it!
You were technically laughing your ass off!
F- what's so funny?!
You stopped laughing
Y- *chuckles* my lord, you have got to admit that was hilarious!
His frown turned into a smirk
F- *chuckles* I guess it was a bit funny wasn't it?
Y- you have no idea!
The only reason he hasn't killed you is because he has fallen in love with you, your wisdom intrigued him, and your ability to fight only added to the beauty of your face which he longs to touch. He may be a tyrant, but he was not heartless (well....in this chapter he's not XD). Plus, deep down, he knew it was hilarious.
F- (y/n)! Let's get back to the ship, we should be expecting Goku in a while
Y- didn't you ALREADY kill him?
F- oh yeah.....silly me! But! It's time for lunch and my noon counselling session
Y- oh yeah! I forgot about that! Damn planet! Can't even tell time by my shadow because there are so many suns!
F- *chuckles* come along now, we must stay on schedule
Y- as you wish my lord
As you guys entered the ship, he went to the kitchen to fix himself a sandwich, which was already prepared beforehand by your AWESOMENESS
F- that girl is one of a kind, no wonder I have fell for her
Z- fallen for who?
Frieza turned around and came face to face with Zarbon! Oh he was f*cked, if Zarbon knew of his love for you, his reputation would be ruined throughout the universe!
F- no one Zarbon!
Z- I could've sworn-
F- I SAID NOTHING! NOW LEAVE BEFORE I KILL YOU!
Z- a-a-as you wish m-m-my l-lord
He then took of faster than Burter, yep, he was pretty terrified.....
Frieza was muttering curses under his breath, that is, until you called his name, the only sound besides the explosion of planets that he longs for
Y- LORD FRIEZA! OUR COUNSELING SESSION?!
F- I'M COMING (Y/N)!
Y- JUST CHECKING UP ON YOU!
Frieza blushed at the sound of that..... he decided to go and take his sandwich to his throne room for his counselling session. To tell you the truth, he never really needed these sessions, well, according to him, he actually did need them XD but, according to him, he was fine, but he wanted them because he gets to be with you alone. He made his way to the throne room with a plate holding his sandwich in his hands. Once he opened the doors, you sat at the chair next to his throne eating (your favorite food)
Y- ready Frieza?
F- yes, let's begin *takes a seat*
Y- so, first thing's first, have you had any negative feelings on any of your minions, and if so, why?
Frieza knew it was now, or never
F- there is this one minon that had been driving me crazy since the moment she joined my army
Y- and why do you have these negative feelings towards her?
F- she has done SOMETHING to me, when I'm around her, it's as if she casts a spell on me by just looking at her hair
Y- good, good, anything else I should know?
Little did he knew, he was tearing your heart up, and the process was going fast.
F- she makes me feel all bubbly in my stomach, I can't get my mind off of her, and my heart speeds up when I see her! What is this FEELING?!
Y- IT'S LOVE LORD FRIEZA!
F- Did you just yell at me?
Y- I'm sorry l-l-lord f-f-Frieza, I don't know what came over me!
Or did you?
F- it's fine, don't worry about it
Y- thank you
F- but, I do have one question
Y- yes?
F- what IS love?
Y- *chuckles* well, it's a wonderful feeling you get when you want someone to be there by your side, always be there to help you when your down, and you know when you love someone, you feel like you want then to do this, and you would give anything for that person. From material to your own life
Frieza now knew what he felt for you.......it was love *mind blown*
F- thanks (y/n), now, finish your lunch and continue with your normal schedule
Y- hai, are you sure you don't need anything else? Counseling wise?
F- I'm fine (y/n) *chuckles* you know what, you may have the whole day off
Y- wow! Thanks!
F- *chuckles* yes yes now go and enjoy, you deserve it, but, meet me here one hour before our last counselling session of the day
Y- as you wish *exists the room*
You were off to your room, boy were you happy! A whole day off?! You were skipping your way to your personal quarters, that is.... Until Burter blocked your way, you knew this idiot liked you, but, this idiot was nowhere near your type, he only 'loves' women just to have a 'good time' with them, and honestly, you would kill him from the very moment you saw him, but, him being an important minion of the Frieza force, you have to keep him alive
B- Burter
B- why hello (y/n)
Y- what do you want Burter?!
B- I just wanted to say hi *smirks*
Y- as if, I know what your imagining you big piece of sh*t with no hairline (Me- TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?!)
B- you know you love me dear
Y- yeah right! Why the hell would I ever date a brainless idiot with no personality or hairline?
B- *smirks* oooh a tough girl, I love those
Next thing he knew, he was knocked out by non other than the strongest person ever....Frieza (stay with it)
F- you should know better you fool! Touching my personal counselor and lover!
Did he just say that? I think he did....
Y- l-l-l-lover?
F- AND I SAID THAT OUT LOUD DIDN'T I?!
Y- *chuckles* yes you did lord Frieza
F- why are you laughing?! Tell me if you love me back or not!
You pulled him into a kiss
Y- I hope that answers your question
F- not quite *smirks* I think I need a bit more 'convincing'
He pulled you into his room and then.......
Built a fort and slept there....what was on you guys' dirty mind XD
A/N
I entered an audition process to become an actress, today they evaluated me, but without me knowing.....at least, that's what they said.....but anyway, today they will call my mother to see if I qualify for the actual auditions and rehearsals, I can become a star! Not kidding, please guys wish me luck! So yeah, it's a bit too much to believe, but....it's your choice to believe me or not, and if you guys do believe me.... wish me luck!!!!
