Filipino Love Teams (Hetalia Style)

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Dolce Amore (Fem! Luzon as Serena "Sese" Marchesa/Monica Urtola, Male! Visayas as Simon Vicente "Tenten" Ibarra AKA SerTen/LizQuen. Chose these two because Liza Soberano is Filipino-American and Enrique Gil is Spanish-Filipino. And in some AUs of mine, the Luzons are Filipino-Americans while the Visayas' are Spanish-Filipinos. Plus, Enrique Gil was born in Cebu, which is in the Visayas.)

Fem! Luzon: I told you it was a bad idea to bring you along with me in my car ugh

Male! Visayas: I was just trying to help gaddammet

Fem! Mindanao: ...*hiding in the bushes, playing 'Your Love'*

Your Love is like the sun,

It lights up my whole world

Male! Visayas: ...What the fuck

Fem! Luzon: ...*slowly turns around* MINDA!! WHAT THE HELL-- WERE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US LOOK LIKE THE HETALIA VERSIONS OF SERENA AND TENTEN FROM DOLCE AMORE?!

Fem! Mindanao: *RUNS AWAY*

Male! Visayas: YAAAKKKSSSS

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AlDub (America as Alden and Maria as Yaya Dub/Maine Mendoza. I chose Murica bc Alden Richards is part American if some of you didn't know.)

America: God gave me you, to show me what's real

Philippines: k

America: There's more to life, than just how I feel

And all that I'm worth, is right before my eyes

And all that I live for, I didn't know why

Philippines: LOL what

America: Now I do,

Cause God gave me you <3

Philippines: *punches him in the stomach then runs away*

Luzon: ATE YOU SUCK AT THIS

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Barcelona: A Love Untold (Philippines as Maria Angela "Mia" dela Torre/Celine Antipala. Spain as John Elias "Ely" Antonio. The reason why I chose this is already obvious af.)

Spain: Celine? *grabs Piri's wrist*

Philippines: HOW KEN U NAT RECOGNIZE ME!! I AM MARIA... AFTER CENTURIES OF KNOWING ME OMF HOW DARE YOU--

Spain: CALM DOWN MARIA I WAS JUST TRYING TO ACT--

Philippines: WELL YOU SUCK AT IT!!

Spain: HOW--

Visayas: He did it well, Ate Maria. You're the one who sucks at it .-.

Philippines: have i forgotten to tell you i'm on my period

Visayas: oh. well shit

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On The Wings Of Love (Australia as Clark Medina. Philippines as Leah Olivar. Because James Reid is half Aussie.)

Australia: what

Philippines: what

Australia: but

Philippines: we're just friends

Both: we can't--

Indonesia: *barges in set looking all messed up and holding random weapons* WHO PLANNED THIS

Author: *RUNS*

America: ...

I could be Clark

After all, this show was also filmed in my place huehuehue Phili and US onlee

Philippines: stop trying to act so cute you suck at it

America: awww you know you're attracted

Philippines: shut uP

Luzon: ayieeeee so keeleeg

Philippines: Luzon, no

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