Philippines: Okay so some people think I hate America.
Actually I don't. (Although, I did hate him when I found out he lied to me)
I'm just acting tsundere xD
But if you're gonna ask why I always beat him up...
Here are the reasons why:
1. He lied to me that I was independent. I thought I finally am, but he bought me from Spain.
2. He left me with Japan during World War II, and when he came back, that's how we broke up :3 But yes, I was more than happy he came back. Still, we broke up.
Japan: IT WAS SUCH AN AWKWARD MOMENT LMAO I WAS SO CONFUSED
Philippines: 3. FUCKING GAYCHEATER
America: I'M NOT A GAY NOR A CHEATER!
Philippines: NO, I MEAN YOUR STUPID "boxing champion" AKA GAYWEATHER!
America: WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT HE WON
Philippines: HE FUCKING CHEATED! ALL HE DOES IS HUG MANNY PACQUIAO LIKE A DAMN COWARD AND WHAT, WIN BECAUSE OF BEING A COWARD? WOW
America: HE NEEDED THAT MONEY OKAY
Philippines: YEAH, FOR ALCOHOL! FUCKING--
America: OKAY OKAY I'M SORRY ABOUT HIM
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Randomness with Piri-tan!
AcakHi. I'm Maria Clara de la Cruz. And... this story is just... you know, about random stuff with me. My sisters (Indonesia and Malaysia), the rest of the ASEAN, and some other Hetalia OCs are included here too. So.. yeah, hope you enjoy! AND FOLLOW ME...
