We're Cool For The Summer!

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The Eight Rays (Bulacan, Batangas, Nueva Ecija, Pampanga, Cavite, Laguna, Tarlac.... except Manila): *in a boat from Boracay to Palawan* Don't tell your mother...

Kiss one another...

Die for each other...

*SINGS LOUDLY* WE'RE COOL FOR THE SUMMER!!

*stands up and dances*

Dude who drives the boat: WOAH WOAH WTF WE'RE GONNA FALL

Palawan: *sigh*

Aklan: Eh...

The Eight Rays: TAKE ME DOWN INTO YOUR PARADISE!

DON'T BE SCARED CUZ I'M YOUR BODY TYPPPEEEE

JUST SOMETHIN' THAT WE WANNA TRY

CUZ YOU AND I

Cebu: WILL U ALL STFU

Eight rays: SINGS LOUDER THAN EVER, IT'S NOT EVEN SINGING ANYMORE IT'S SCREAMING* WE'RE COOL FOR THE SUMMER!!

*takes 100000 selfies and posts them on social media*

Manila: *gets notified*

*sees pics*

....

f*ck them all *throws phone at all and cries for 24 straight hours*

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