The Reason Why Malaysia Rarely Receives Compliments

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Random guy: You're the prettiest woman I've ever seen.

Philippines: Aw geez, no need to make me flattered~

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Random guy: Wow, you're gorgeous.

Indonesia: Really? Thank you!

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Malaysia: Why doesn't anyone ever call me attractive -_- I look just like the both of you.

Random guy: Hey, what beautiful hair you ha-

Malaysia: *kicks him on the intestines and sends him crashing against the wall*

Philippines and Indonesia: ...

Malaysia: What

Philippines: Maya, that's not how you respond to compliments.

Malaysia: THAT WANKER WAS FLIRTING WITH ME AND IT'S DISGUSTING

Indonesia: HE JUST SAID YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR, YOU SHOULD AT LEAST BE THANKFUL. DAMMIT THIS IS ALREADY THE HUNDREDTH TIME. DIDN'T WE TELL YOU NOT TO BEAT UP ANYONE WHO COMPLIMENTS YOU? SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU RARELY GET COMPLIMENTS ANYMORE. EVERYONE IS SCARED OF YOU.

Malaysia: oh

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