Mindanao: Has anyone not realized that Palawan is Kuya Luzon's d!ck?
Visayas: ....
~~~~In Visayas' imagination....~~~~
Luzon: K-Kuya China? What are you doing?!
China: I invaded your Palawan.... >:)
Luzon: S-stop it!
~~~~End of imagination~~~~
Mindanao: ....*BURSTS OUT INTO LAUGHTER*
Visayas: OMGGGGGG *LAUGHING HARD AND SQUEALING AND FANGIRLING TO CHILUZ/CHIZON/LUZCHU YAOI*
Palawan: OI NOT FUNNY I'M BEING INVADED AND KUYA LUZON IS BEING RAPED I'M TOO PRETTY TO BE INVADED *sparkle sparkle*
Male! Philippines: Maria will definitely flip and kill me and cut my balls if she finds out about this
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Randomness with Piri-tan!
RandomHi. I'm Maria Clara de la Cruz. And... this story is just... you know, about random stuff with me. My sisters (Indonesia and Malaysia), the rest of the ASEAN, and some other Hetalia OCs are included here too. So.. yeah, hope you enjoy! AND FOLLOW ME...
