Maligayang Araw ng Kalayaan!

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Laguna: I'VE GOT THE 118 LAYERS OF MANGO-FLAVORED CAKE READY

Cavite and Manila: *fighting over the flag*

Pampanga: Oi, respect the flag. 

Tarlac: AAAHHH YEEESSSS THE DAY WHEN WE WERE FREED FROM THE SPANISH BASTARD

Bulacan: *lights up 118 fireworks and ones that say 'Happy Independence Day'*

Nueva Ecija: anyone want beer?? san miguel?? red horse?? HAHAHAHAH

Batangas: *just finished drinking 8 bottles of beer* FUCK YES AHHAHAHAHAAH

Cebu: OMGOMGOMGGGG KARAAOOOKKKEEEEE

Negros Occidental: WAAAAHHH LEMME PICK OUT A SONG

Negros twins: *fighting over the remote*

Iloilo: ...*raises hand* I'll go after them 

Davao: Hahahah you guys sure are having lots of fun

Spain: ...*smiles as he watches them celebrate* Heh.

Luzon: ...

Spain: ...Hello, Luzon. :-) It sure is lively with the Filipinos, especially with your provinces (and again, especially the eight rays)

Luzon: Hm, *smiles* Yeah.

Visayas: *glaring at America* You bought us... lied to us...

America: E-eh...

Mindanao: I'm with Ate on this one... *is glaring at him too*

Philippines and Male! Philippines: *laughing*

Fem! Spain: Happy independence day and birthday to you. *places hand on Emilio's shoulder*

Fem! Luzon: *remembering the revolutionary war* ....Mama Espanya, *hugs her*

Fem! Spain: *chuckles while stroking her hair*

Male! Visayas: BEER

Fem! Mindanao: kuya no we talked about this staph drinking too much do you know what happened the last time u were drunk

Philippines: Oh and Russia, *holds his hand* Happy independence day to you too!

America: *SPITS OUT BEER*

Belarus: *APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE*

Philippines: ohshit nevermind *keeps hand away from Russia*

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