Leyte (male): My sisters here from the Visayas really are beautiful.
Negros Occidental (female): ~<3
Negros Oriental (female): *winks*
Cebu (female): *looking badass and at the same time pretty* Pffft, I'm the most good looking female province in the Philippines, considering that Samar and Quezon are males.
Aklan (female): Come to Boracay~
Bohol (female): *blinks* Wanna come to the chocolate hills? How about see some tarshiers with me~?
Visayas: Ahahah oh wow I'm so proud of my cities and provinces
Luzon: Please, I have Laguna and Palawan.
Laguna: :3
Palawan (female): *hugs Visayas* *sticks tongue out at Luzon because she prefers Visayas*
Luzon: PALAWAN BAAAAKKIIIIITTTTT
Mindanao: Cagayan de Oro, Iligan City, come here.
Cagayan de Oro and Iligan: *giggles*
Cagayan de Oro: Miss Universe 2015, Pia Wurtzbach, is one of my people
Iligan: AND she also has roots from here... oh and don't forget my Maria Cristina falls! Biggest waterfall in the Philippines!
Cebu: *rolls eyes* Oh please, I still have the title of the prettiest-looking female province in the Philippines AND the Queen City of the South.
Palawan: Hmph, just look at how pretty I am! Right, Ate Visayas~?
Laguna: RESORT PROVINCE OF THE PHILIPPINES, MGA PUTA
RESORTS ARE BEAUTIFUL EVERYONE LOVES RESORTS
PLUS I HAVE ALDEN RICHARDS
Aklan: BORACAY, B*TCHES
LOOK AT THE WHITE SAAANNNDDDD BORACAY IS THE HAWAII OF THE PHILIPPINES
Visayas: LET'S ALL ADMIT IT!! MY PROVINCES ARE THE PRETTIEST!!
Luzon: PALAWAN! LAGUNA! NYOTALIA MANILA! DAMMIT!! MANILA HAS ALL THE GODDAMN GOOD LOOKING CELEBRITIES!!
Mindanao: YEAH, WHO ARE FROM OTHER PROVINCES WHO JUST MOVED THERE! TWO MISS UNIVERSES ARE MY PEOPLE!
Islands/provinces/cities: *fights over who's most good looking*
Cebu: ...I'm not getting involved in your shit... mga yawa...
Samar: *laughing*
Quezon: This is fun to watch
Manila: OI!! QUEZON IS A PART OF ME!! I'M METRO MANILA!!
Philippines: ...
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Randomness with Piri-tan!
RandomHi. I'm Maria Clara de la Cruz. And... this story is just... you know, about random stuff with me. My sisters (Indonesia and Malaysia), the rest of the ASEAN, and some other Hetalia OCs are included here too. So.. yeah, hope you enjoy! AND FOLLOW ME...
