Singapore: America
Philippines: wtf, GIVE ME THAT *grabs the laptop from her and looks at what she's reading on the Wikipedia about Philippines-United States relations* *it says there that they have a special relationship* IT'S NOT ONLY AMERICA, RIGHT? THERE ARE MORE COUNTRIES THAT I HAVE A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP WITH, RIGHT????
Singapore: Idk, let's check. *gets the laptop then clicks the list of international special relationships*
Philippines: United States-United Kingdom, China-Russia, Belarus-Russia, Poland-Hungary, Pakistan-United States, Israel-United States, Philippines-United States... seriously?! The ONLY person I have a special relationship with is ALFRED?
Singapore: ...yeah
...
*smiles*
Malaysia: The smile of a matchmaker...
Philippines: SERIOUSLY! Okay, I'm gonna check who's my closest ally.
Singapore: It's obviously America alrea-
Philippines: SHADDUP. *gets laptop from her and searches it up*
Vietnam, Indonesia, Japan, South Korea... WHAT?! AMERICA AGAIN?!
Singapore: told ya
Indonesia: Just admit it, Maria! He's your boyfr-
Philippines: DAFUQ HE'S NOT! CLOSEST FRIEND SURE, BUT NOT BOYFRIEND!
Vietnam: He does think he's your boyfriend though.
Philippines: He's my EX, actually. -_-
Everyone who doesn't know: what the hell
Spain: GOOD THING THEY BROKE UP
Japan: I saw everything o_o
Everyone: *starts coming to him*
Japan: And please don't start coming to me for questions about how they broke up, ask them not me...
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Randomness with Piri-tan!
RandomHi. I'm Maria Clara de la Cruz. And... this story is just... you know, about random stuff with me. My sisters (Indonesia and Malaysia), the rest of the ASEAN, and some other Hetalia OCs are included here too. So.. yeah, hope you enjoy! AND FOLLOW ME...
