Manila: CeCe! Dab-Dab! Can you teach me how to speak Bisaya because I'm going to have a meeting with Cebuanos.
Cebu and Davao: *looks at each other* *smirks*
Cebu: Sure!
Davao: *snickering*
Cebu: Let's start with greeting in Bisaya. 'Hello' in Bisaya means 'Pisti'.
Davao: 'Giatay ka' means 'I love you'.
Cebu: 'Yawa' means 'Angel'
Davao: 'Oten' means 'eyes'.
Cebu: 'Bati nawong' means 'beautiful'.
Manila: I see... thanks, guys! I really appreciate it!
Cebu and Davao: ...
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Manila: Pisti! Ka bati jud ang imong nawong unya kung magkanta ka, sus, mura jud ug yawa! Giatay ko ana!
Cebuano woman: Excuse me?!
Manila: Unya ikaw, *looks at the man* ka dagko jud ang imong otin! Giatay pud ko ana!
Cebuano man: KA BASTOS NIMO!
Manila: H-huh?!
Visayas: Manila... did you ask Cebu and Davao to teach you Bisaya again?
Manila: Yeah, what's wrong with that!
Mindanao: They've already tricked you before.
Manila: But that was when we were kids! Aw, damn, I can't believe I was so stupid...
Cebu and Davao: *STILL LAUGHING SO HARD*
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SonstigesHi. I'm Maria Clara de la Cruz. And... this story is just... you know, about random stuff with me. My sisters (Indonesia and Malaysia), the rest of the ASEAN, and some other Hetalia OCs are included here too. So.. yeah, hope you enjoy! AND FOLLOW ME...
