PhilOmbia (?)

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Spain: You and Filipinas should start bonding with each other

Colombia: ¡¿Por qué, hermano mayor España?!

Spain: Because you two- ay, dios mio. I forgot. Where's la other chica?

Mexico: ?? You haven't checked Facebook?? Maria said she's on a vacation to Miami

Spain: Oh, right...

Mexico: Pero, Filipinas is here

Spain: Ay? What do you mean, niño? You just said she was-

Mexico: El hombre...

Spain: ...You mean

Emilio: Ah sì ;D

I AM BAAACCCKKK PUTOOOOSSSSS

Colombia: ¿Quien eres tu?

Emilio: Ah, los siento. Yo no me he presentado. Mi nombre es Emilio José dela Cruz, el personificacíon masculino de Filipinas. Encantado, señorita. *grabs her hand and kisses it*

Colombia: ¡¿E-eh?! >///<

Emilio: ;-)

*receives a text from Maria that says 'Bwisit ka, when dafuq will you stop flirting with everyone?'*

*shrugs, ignores text, and puts phone away* ;-)

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