Some random friend of Piri: omg Pireh you are totz lucky to be colonized by hot guys 😍😍😍😍
Philippines: ...yeah...
when i was pre-colonial,
did you know
how FVCKING RICH I WAS???
FOR FVCK'S SAKE!! WE WORE GOLD AS CLOTHING!!
UNTIL THE FVCKING SPANISH... THE FVCKING COLONIZERS... THEY JUST HAD TO TAKE EVERYTHING FROM ME
LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT ME RN
I LOOK DREADFUL *has eyebags, looking pale, hair is tied up in a very messy bun, has food stains all over big white T-shirt, and is wearing broken slippers*
Malaysia: ...wtf piri you've been playing yandere sim for 48 straight hours while drinking coke and eating junk food just bc your fvcking boyfriend called another girl "dollface"
Philippines: ALLEN IS NO LONGER MY BOYFRIEND ;-(((( I'M BREAKING UP WITH HIM, I'M GOING BACK TO ALFRED
wait he once called another female country "pretty"
....
;-;
Singapore: DON'T YOU. EVEN DARE. RETURN. TO YOUR ROOM. TO PLAY YANDERE SIMULATOR. FOR ANOTHER 24 HOURS.
Philippines: I DON'T CARE ANYMORE WAAAAAHHHHHHH *locks self up in room*
Manila: ...now that ate piri is gone :D *throws paperwork everywhere* WOOOOOHHHH LAGUNA BOHOL CEBU PAMPANGA PALAWAN AKLAN BATANGAS WAIT FOR MEEEE WE'RE GOING TO BORACAY
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Randomness with Piri-tan!
RandomHi. I'm Maria Clara de la Cruz. And... this story is just... you know, about random stuff with me. My sisters (Indonesia and Malaysia), the rest of the ASEAN, and some other Hetalia OCs are included here too. So.. yeah, hope you enjoy! AND FOLLOW ME...
