Public Schools vs. Private Schools in the Philippines

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Public Schools

Teacher: Spell beautiful.

Students (says in unison): B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L

Teacher: Very good!

Private Schools

Boys: *humping on each other and biting on each other's nipples*

Girls: *twerk twerk twerk* START TWERKING LIKE MILEY

Boy: CHER!!! I'M PENIS!! (pronounced pee-nees)* finished test*

Another boy: *touches girl's butt*

Girl: YOU PERVERT!!

Some girl: Ew did you know what she did, she's such a b!tch omg she thinks she's so pretty when nobody actually likes her

Another girl: Ikr

Teacher: F**K! MGA DATU KAYO PERO SOBRANG IGNORANTE!

((TRUST ME, I'M STUDYING IN A PRIVATE SCHOOL FILLED WITH WEIRD PEOPLE. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW WEIRD MY CLASSMATES ARE, GO TO MY OTHER ACCOUNT XxYandereQueenxX AND SEARCH FOR A STORY CALLED 'Idiots In The Classroom' YOU'LL KNOW THE WHOLE THING.))

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