Luzon: KUYA AMERICA MAHAL NA MAHAL TALAGA KITA
Visayas: Kuya Espanya~ <3
Mindanao: ....*looks at Malaysia*
NVM TOO OLD
Malaysia: ?! Philippines your little brother here is being rude!
Mindanao: *looks at Taiwan* TOO OA
*looks at Japan* f**k off i'm not gay and plus i hate u
Manila: WASHINGTON D.C. DUHHHHHHH
Tarlac: ang bakla talaga mo, Manila
Pampanga: WHAT CRUSHES, I DON'T HAVE ONE WTF
Ilocos Norte: FERDINAND MARCOS WAS THE BEST PRES EVER *wiping off tears*
Ilocos Sur: ...If I had to be honest, It's be Japan. (Fun fact: Vigan, a city in Ilocos Sur, was prevented from being attacked because of one Japanese officer's love for an Ilocana woman who lives there.)
Laguna: JOSE RIZAL IS THE NATIONAL HERO SO EVERYONE STFU HE'S THE BEST
Davao: *raping Duterte*
Cebu: LIKE ATE VISAYAS IT'S KUYA ESPANYA HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
wait forget it he has forgotten about us i prefer Kuya America now
Leyte: JUSTIN BIEBER OMFG *singing JB songs* (Justin Bieber visited Leyte after what happened with Typhoon Yolanda... THREE YEARS AGO)
Cavite: Do we seriously have to tell who our crushes are....
Batangas: Hey Cavite ;D
Cavite: FVCK OFF I'M NOT GAY YOU ARE JUST AS WORSE AS MANILA
Quezon: MANILA X CAVITE X BTANGAS HAHAHAHAH COOL LOVE TRIANGLE
Iligan: ....You guys are pissing me off
FEK U ALL
GODDAMMIT
MI MARIA CRISTINA FALLS
PISTI GIATAY YAWA!! *FLIPPING TABLES*
Zamboanga City: TAKE SOME CHILL PILLS
Philippines: Aaand no one is still knows who my crush is *sipping on coke*
...Until February 14
YOU ARE READING
Randomness with Piri-tan!
RandomHi. I'm Maria Clara de la Cruz. And... this story is just... you know, about random stuff with me. My sisters (Indonesia and Malaysia), the rest of the ASEAN, and some other Hetalia OCs are included here too. So.. yeah, hope you enjoy! AND FOLLOW ME...
